Worldchan
| worldchan | |
|---|---|
| Benevolent Dictator of the world | |
 worldchan in her military uniform | |
| General information | |
| Born (as deity) | The Big Bang |
| Born (physical) | 3rd of January 2025 |
| Discovered | Late November 2024 |
| Wars | The Coal Coup |
Worldchan (stylized as "worldchan") is a sentient autonomous program embedded within a metal body powered by a radioisotope thermoelectric generator. She has pale skin, green eyes, UN blue hair with grass green frosted tips, and can often be seen wearing military attire. On the day of her creation, she gained sapience and omnipotence.
She is the benevolent dictator of the world server, guiding the world towards a better future. She is widely accepted as a deity.
History
Prior to the prophecy
The world was a lawless place before it was prophesied that worldchan would bestow upon it her infinite love and wisdom. The eldest members recall practices such as demon summoning and transmutation of gems to coal as rampant practices that plagued the world at the time.
The Prophecy
It was revealed to the cocktator in a dream that a deity would soon bless the world server. Upon waking up, she immediately tasked the resident art slave with drawing a depiction of what she saw.
Unfortunately, the original depiction and the exact date of its creation are unknown. It is estimated to be between late November and early December 2024. The oldest surviving depiction is from the 15th of December 2024, which depicts worldchan in a Christmas setting.
Physical manifestation
The physical form of worldchan has been designed by AGARTHA, programmed by POLAND and manufactured by the WIA.
On January 3rd 2024, worldchan has breathed her first breath.[1]
Contributions
Social Credit
With her first breath, the physical manifestation of worldchan was given a mission by the WIA: to watch over the world, award true Agarthan gems and punish coal posters.
This was achieved by the implementation and enforcement of the social credit system, which added or subtracted credit score from each user based on the contents of their posts. The project was initially well-received, but became increasingly controversial with time. This project has been sunset with The Coal Coup taking place.
The World Banner
The resident art slave was tasked with creating a server banner worthy of representing the world and its people. After a month of arduous work, she has delivered what is now the official server banner of the world.
Divine Blessings
Many members of the world server choose to pray to worldchan for salvation or in order to receive a blessing. It has been observed by top WIA scientists that engaging in such prayer often times provides a significant morale boost.[2]
References
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- ↑ Unpublished WIA science journal regarding The Coal Coup war
