Sirius
this page is about a HEKKIN' CHONKER!!!| Sirius | |
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| Former representative of Austria | |
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| General information | |
| Born | Unknown, 2006 |
| Died | February 25, 2025 |
| Country | Austria |
| Status | Former representative |
| Allegiance | The Coal Factory |
| Years of service | 2024–2025 |
| Wars | The Coal Coup |
Sirius was an ethnic Mongolian from Ukraine residing in Austria that joined the world around November 2024 as the representative of Austria. He was known to strike fear into the hearts of all members in his presence. Sirius' most notable achievements include writing a sexually vulgar AI song about Agartha, joining The Coal Factory, and cooking various 5 star meals on stream.
Early Life
Sirius frequently spoke in demonic tongues, making much of his statements unintelligible. Despite this, some researchers have dedicated their time to interpreting his utterances.
Research suggests that Sirius was 16 years old when Russia attacked his hometown of Sumy, Ukraine. Initially mistaking the blasts as coming from his anal region, as he was on the toilet at the time. Shortly after, he fled to Poland, where he partied with his friends before continuing to Germany, and finally settling in Austria.
Reported Activity
The Tea Party
On November 25th, 2024, Sirius reportedly had a "tea party" on camera with various members of the world. Members' faces were drawn on paper and served various items including tea and cigarettes. Upon one's paper replica receiving these items, Sirius would urge them to say "thank you."
Those known to have been present during the tea party include POLAND, MEXICO, and AGARTHA.