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The '''World Intelligence Agency''' ('''WIA''') is a [[wikipedia:Death squad|civilian community outreach initiative]] created by the [[World World Order]] to better understand the needs and wants of the people of [[the world]]. Its primary objective is conducting [[wikipedia:Psychological warfare|social surveys]] and [[wikipedia:Enforced disappearance|helping those who need it most]]. | The '''World Intelligence Agency''' ('''WIA''') is a [[wikipedia:Death squad|civilian community outreach initiative]] created by the [[World World Order]] to better understand the needs and wants of the people of [[the world]]. Its primary objective is conducting [[wikipedia:Psychological warfare|social surveys]] and [[wikipedia:Enforced disappearance|helping those who need it most]]. | ||
== History == | |||
=== Operation Serious Hat === | |||
Following [[The Coal Coup]], WIA agents continued to surveil The Coal Factory and gather information on compromised and potentially compromised members. During this operation, a scheme by [[Caligula|DIXIELAND]] and [[Ataturk|TURKEY]] was uncovered; the objective of which was to mass-report [[Booger|SWEDEN]] and get her account banned. This was unsuccessful, and the perpetrators were [[w:Deportation|given a one way ticket]] to the [[w:Gulag|Russian Disneyland]]. | |||
=== Operation Winter Wrap-up === | |||
On {{Start date|2025|12|12}}, the WIA [[w:Capital punishment|consensually relocated]] a few [[w:United Kingdom|island nation]] natives (and a [[w:Uruguayans|blue Spaniard]]) due to their involvement in repeated harassment of a [[w:Mouse|peaceful rodent who is also a pastry chef]]. | |||
Most of the outrage that followed was caused by the consensual relocations of [[Ari|ENGLAND]] and [[Midan|URUGUAY]]. | |||
== Conspiracy theories == | == Conspiracy theories == | ||
Latest revision as of 01:28, 15 March 2026
 Seal of the World Intelligence Agency | |
| Agency overview | |
|---|---|
| Formed | December 2024 |
| Leader | lifelover 🎢 |
| Appointer | World World Order |
| Headquarters | Unknown |
| Employees | Unknown |
| Motto | "Those who know do not speak. Those who speak do not know."―Lao Tsu[1] |
The World Intelligence Agency (WIA) is a civilian community outreach initiative created by the World World Order to better understand the needs and wants of the people of the world. Its primary objective is conducting social surveys and helping those who need it most.
History
Operation Serious Hat
Following The Coal Coup, WIA agents continued to surveil The Coal Factory and gather information on compromised and potentially compromised members. During this operation, a scheme by DIXIELAND and TURKEY was uncovered; the objective of which was to mass-report SWEDEN and get her account banned. This was unsuccessful, and the perpetrators were given a one way ticket to the Russian Disneyland.
Operation Winter Wrap-up
On December 12, 2025, the WIA consensually relocated a few island nation natives (and a blue Spaniard) due to their involvement in repeated harassment of a peaceful rodent who is also a pastry chef.
Most of the outrage that followed was caused by the consensual relocations of ENGLAND and URUGUAY.
Conspiracy theories
"The Entity" cover-up
There have been rumors that the WIA concealed the existence of a being simply known as "The Entity," although there has been no evidence to support these claims. There is no reason why the WIA would conceal anything, let alone conceal the existence of some unidentified being. Such terminology suggests an alien life form, which is simply crazy talk.
The Coal Coup disappearances
During the events of The Coal Coup, there have been several unexplained disappearances of representatives and slaves alike. While the WIA agrees that this is indeed a tragedy, the official statement clearly states that it had no involvement in these disappearances (why would it, anyway?)
WIA Labs
As of the Droyd Industries dissolution[citation needed], the WIA took over research & development duties as WIA Labs. Since then, WIA Labs have been an integral part of many R&D projects, such as:
- Establishing the social credit system
- Establishing the Worldchan Casino
- Conducting various social & medical studies
References
- ↑ Lao Tsu, Tao Te Ching