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| subheader = Former representative of Austria
| name = Sirius
| title = Former representative of Austria
| image = [[File:Austria pfp.png|250px|frameless]]
| image = [[File:Austria pfp.png|250px|frameless]]
| caption =  
| birthday = Unknown, 2006
| headerstyle = background: #efefef
| death = February 25, 2025
| header1 = General information
| country = [[wikipedia:Austria|Austria]]
| label2 = Born
| status = Former representative
| data2 = Unknown, 2006
| allegiance = [[The Coal Coup|The Coal Factory]]
| label3 = Died
| time_active = 2024–2025
| data3 = February 25, 2025
| wars = [[The Coal Coup]]
| label4 = Allegiance
}}'''Sirius''' was an ethnic [[Mongolia|Mongolian]] from [[Ukraine]] residing in [[Austria]] that joined [[the world]] around November 2024 as the representative of [[Austria]]. He was known to strike fear into the hearts of all members in his presence. Sirius' most notable achievements include writing a sexually vulgar AI song about [[Agartha (cocktator)|Agartha]], joining [[The Coal Factory]], and cooking various 5 star meals on stream.
| data4 = [[The Coal Coup|The Coal Factory]]
 
| label5 = Years of service
== Early Life ==
| data5 = November 2024―February 2025
Sirius frequently spoke in [[:en:Russian_language|demonic tongues]], making much of his statements unintelligible. Despite this, [[Lifelover 🎢|some researchers]] have dedicated their time to interpreting his utterances.
| label6 = Wars
 
| data6 = [[The Coal Coup]]
Research suggests that Sirius was 16 years old when [[Russia]] attacked his hometown of Sumy, [[Ukraine]]. Initially mistaking the blasts as coming from his anal region, as he was on the toilet at the time. Shortly after, he fled to [[Poland]], where he partied with his friends before continuing to [[Germany]], and finally settling in [[Austria]].
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== Happenings ==
[[File:Austrian tea party.png|thumb|Surviving evidence of the Austrian tea party]]
 
=== The Tea Party ===
On November 25th, 2024, Sirius reportedly had a "tea party" on camera with various members of the world. Members' faces were drawn on paper and served various items including tea and cigarettes. Upon one's paper replica receiving these items, Sirius would urge them to say "thank you."
 
Those known to have been present during the tea party include [[Lifelover 🎢|POLAND]], [[Sensitive young man with a heart of gold|MEXICO]], and [[Agartha (cocktator)|AGARTHA]].

Latest revision as of 02:14, 7 June 2025

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Sirius
Former representative of Austria
General information
BornUnknown, 2006
DiedFebruary 25, 2025
CountryAustria
StatusFormer representative
AllegianceThe Coal Factory
Years of service2024–2025
WarsThe Coal Coup

Sirius was an ethnic Mongolian from Ukraine residing in Austria that joined the world around November 2024 as the representative of Austria. He was known to strike fear into the hearts of all members in his presence. Sirius' most notable achievements include writing a sexually vulgar AI song about Agartha, joining The Coal Factory, and cooking various 5 star meals on stream.

Early Life

Sirius frequently spoke in demonic tongues, making much of his statements unintelligible. Despite this, some researchers have dedicated their time to interpreting his utterances.

Research suggests that Sirius was 16 years old when Russia attacked his hometown of Sumy, Ukraine. Initially mistaking the blasts as coming from his anal region, as he was on the toilet at the time. Shortly after, he fled to Poland, where he partied with his friends before continuing to Germany, and finally settling in Austria.

Happenings

Surviving evidence of the Austrian tea party

The Tea Party

On November 25th, 2024, Sirius reportedly had a "tea party" on camera with various members of the world. Members' faces were drawn on paper and served various items including tea and cigarettes. Upon one's paper replica receiving these items, Sirius would urge them to say "thank you."

Those known to have been present during the tea party include POLAND, MEXICO, and AGARTHA.