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Sirius

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Sirius
Former representative of Austria
General information
BornUnknown, 2006
DiedFebruary 25, 2025
AllegianceThe Coal Factory
Years of serviceNovember 2024―February 2025
WarsThe Coal Coup

Sirius was an ethnic Mongolian from Ukraine residing in Austria that joined the world around November 2024 as the representative of Austria. He was known to strike fear into the hearts of all members in his presence. Sirius' most notable achievements include writing a sexually vulgar AI song about Agartha, joining The Coal Factory, and cooking various 5 star meals on stream.

Early Life

Sirius frequently spoke in demonic tongues, making much of his statements unintelligible. Despite this, some researchers have dedicated their time to interpreting his utterances.

Research suggests that Sirius was 16 years old when Russia attacked his hometown of Sumy, Ukraine. Initially mistaking the blasts as coming from his anal region, as he was on the toilet at the time. Shortly after, he fled to Poland, where he partied with his friends before continuing to Germany, and finally settling in Austria.