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lifelover 🎢
Chief Information Officer
lifelover's iconic Remilia cat avatar
General information
Born██ / ██ / 2003
AllegianceWorld World Order
Years of service2024―Present
WarsThe Coal Coup

lifelover 🎢 (born ██ / ██ / 2003) also known as POLAND, is a world politician who is currently serving as the director of the World Intelligence Agency, Chief Information Officer and a council member of the World World Order since November 2024. He is one of the three founding members of the World World Order.

Early life

Not much is known about lifelover's early life. It is likely that he spawned in the vicinity of the capital of Poland, has an affinity for Network Spirituality, loves the Remilia cat and is a proud cult member.

He joined the world on the day of its inception, making him one of the oldest members.

Intelligence gathering

With the increasing growth of the world, lifelover was tasked with extensive screening of new members. This eventually led to the founding of the World Intelligence Agency, which greatly excited him.

When asked why he was so eager to do his job for free, without any personal gain whatsoever, he said:

Let's just say I have relevant experience. Don't worry about it.

— lifelover 🎢

War crime allegations

During The Coal Coup there have been many mysterious disappearances which have been rumored to be linked to the World Intelligence Agency. The WIA denied the allegations. Naturally, the press did not yield and questioned lifelover personally on this matter. He refused to comment, stating that the accusations are "baseless fiction."

Personal life

lifelover is generally reserved and rarely shares information about his personal life. He likes to spend most of his time tinkering with computers and various software systems. His general demeanor is often described as mean, "the executioner" and "wholesome chungus."