A comprehensive list of residents of South Carolina, Mississippi, Florida, Alabama, Georgia, Louisiana, Texas, Virginia, Arkansas, Tennessee, and North Carolina. It is required by international law that all southerners are registered with a serial number.

Dixieland Members

Dixieland/Markicore

The plantation owner who embodies the common characteristics that make up a righteous southern man, possessing a love of God, country, nature, and collecting niggers. On top of overseeing his plantation, Dixie runs a bird blog.

Slave 157

Despite being a house slave, this slave gets mauled to death by 10 pit bulls at pretty princess daycare everyday.

Slave 170

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Slave 156.8/139

Not a man but a swamp creature that crawls out everyday at 5:00AM to shitpost until the sun comes up. Currently watching you reading this page.

Slave 185

200% black (100% from being a slave, another 100% from talking in only ebonics)

Honorary Southerners

Slave 090

Trucker who was born southern but due to having a mobile lifestyle cannot be contained to one region of the U.S.A.

Slave 175

Originally a slave of Norway traded at a slave auction to the south at the cost of a slap on the ass and a kiss to the cheek (white monster).

Additional information

Guide to understanding southern culture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8PO16yrsNk

Fun facts about the South

Jesus was born in Mobile, Alabama
one of the seven keys needed to open the bubble door made of pure vril energy that lay in the deepest reach of the Mariana trench to enter hollow earth, is located at a waffle house in Seminole Heights Tampa, FL
Raise hell, Praise dale
The fent heads in Atlanta, GA will help you move out of your home for $6
George Floyd was born in Fayetteville, NC