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Slave 001 (name unknown) is the first known slave in existence. They are prophesized to bring about the Golden Age of The World and are destined to become the rightful leader and representative of the WWO.

Any slave or representative who claims to be 001 without proof is automatically 'nished to the bottom of the niggerbyss, as blastphemy is a cruel sin only one with the darkest of hearts can commit.

Early records

Slave 001 is the first individual to gain a slave role after the worldwide implementation was signed into international law. Records indicate that they have existed since the beginning of the world server itself[1] and that their existence has only been known by Cocktator and Sinkpisser.

Facts

There is only one known fact about 001, and it is that they post gems so bright that it melts all coal, even the vantablack that lurks beneath the surface[1].

Theories

There are many possible tales and theories about 001, which are not limited to:

  • Being the father of Cocktator's secret child.
  • Having such an immaculate jawline that puts Robert Pattinson to shame.
  • Objectively having the right opinion on anything.
  • Actually it being bing.
  • Actually it being bing's son.

References

  1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 Fact checked by REVL VMERICVN PQTRIQTS