Lifelover 🎢
this page is about a HEKKIN' CHONKER!!!| lifelover 🎢 | |
|---|---|
| Chief Information Officer | |
 lifelover's iconic Remilia cat avatar | |
| General information | |
| Born | ██ / ██ / 2003 |
| Country | Poland |
| Status | Representative |
| Allegiance | World World Order |
| Years of service | 2024–Present |
| Wars | The Coal Coup |
lifelover 🎢 (born ██ / ██ / 2003) also known as POLAND, is a world politician who is currently serving as the director of the World Intelligence Agency, Chief Information Officer and a council member of the World World Order since November 2024. He is one of the three founding members of the World World Order. He stands at around 29cm (11 inches) tall and weighs 60kg (132 lbs).
Early life
Not much is known about lifelover's early life. It is likely that he spawned in the vicinity of the capital of Poland, has an affinity for Network Spirituality, loves the Remilia cat and is a former cult member.
He joined the world on the day of its inception, making him one of the oldest members.
Intelligence gathering
With the increasing growth of the world, lifelover was tasked with extensive screening of new members. This eventually led to the founding of the World Intelligence Agency, which greatly excited him.
When asked why he was so eager to do his job for free, without any personal gain whatsoever, he said:
Let's just say I have relevant experience. Don't worry about it.
— lifelover 🎢
War crime allegations
During The Coal Coup there have been many mysterious disappearances which have been rumored to be linked to the World Intelligence Agency. The WIA denied the allegations. Naturally, the press did not yield and questioned lifelover personally on this matter. He refused to comment, stating that the accusations are "baseless fiction."
Personal life
lifelover is generally reserved and rarely shares information about his personal life. He likes to spend most of his time tinkering with computers and various software. He is a polarizing character; others often describe him as either "mean" or "a wholesome chungus".
Pepsi Addiction
lifelover was known for his addiction to drinking Pepsi. Doctors said his consumption has reached critical levels, and he was on a wait list for open heart surgery due to his crippling addiction and obesity. His projected lifespan was estimated at around 40 years.
After a long rehabilitation period, he was able to quit his debilitating Pepsi addiction.