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Merc
Pontiff Chuddy
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General information
Born██ / 08 / 2004
CountryItaly
StatusRepresentative
AllegianceIncels.is
Years of serviceMay 2025–Present

Merc (born ██ / 08 / 2004) often referred to as ITALY, is best known for his devotion to Marin Kitagawa's feet, his collection of vintage technology, and his views on Jewish people, which he often shares freely with his coworkers.

Early Life

Not much is known about Merc's early life. However, world scholars have managed to piece together that prior to his arrival in the world, Merc was a member of another server where he was tried and excommunicated. Despite this, Merc's crimes were severe enough to leave a mark on the collective memory of his previous community, as evidence suggests they still speak of him to this day. Merc has alluded to this chapter of his life on multiple occasions, but refuses to comment on the exact nature of his crimes.

International Relations

United States

Merc's relationship with the United States is primarily defined by his notable engagement with a 27 year old single mom from the American Midwest. His exact relationship with this diplomat are not known. Regardless, this engagement marks Merc's most significant outreach to the North American continent to date.

Germany

Bilateral relations with Germany were initially cordial, but became strained after a diplomatic incident in November 2024. After the incident, relations continued to deteriorate until Merc broke off all communications with Germany. These measures were eventually lifted, though tensions between both nations remain elevated.

Agartha

A notable incident occurred when Agartha proposed a summit at Milan Malpensa Airport. In response, Merc declared Agartha persona non grata, barring her entry into Italian territory. No official statement was made, and relations have since returned to relative normalcy.

Notable Research

Merc has conducted several research projects involving vintage computer hardware. Research is still ongoing.