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RAHHHH ENGLAND FORVER RAAAHHHHHHHH RAHHHH

total twink death

joining sometime in late January, England is a pillar of the community, and often is represented with riamu yumemi from idolmaster cinderella girls.

early life

England joined the server the same day as Israel, making them twins in her mind. she was invited by the coalation but has no connection to them beyond this. when she first joined, the current rep was some random troon. she did not speak much for the first 3 days until she realised she had been given rep and then realised she must fufill her duty of being the most awesome English person ever. it took her a month to realise the server actually had rules [stupid]

role during the coalation/sillies

was asleep throughout the whole thing [stupid English timezone] but infiltrated enemy lines afterwards as a secret spy working under football [the beastiest boy] until she got bored and also accused of terrorism :/. never again. a little while later she used her spy skills again in infiltrating the world server on an alt, as she wanted to take a break from being rep and live life as an amerimutt. on her first day going incognito, several members said she was awesome so i think that's proof she's awesome thank u very much don't disillusion her from this

current life

nowadays, England is still very active, niggering up the chat with meows. currently she works as a journalist, keeping the server upto date on new news and topics, calling it ''the tea'' as she thinks this is a silly english reference [others would disagree but she is free]. she also draws people sometimes out of the joy in her heart. another one of her favourite pastimes is getting mods to time her out. however they love her too much and often end the timeout early :/. she also has been called the server therapist as she is very ok with [and encourages] people reaching out to her if they need someone to vent to/ just talk to. nobody should feel like they have to suffer alone.

relations and trade deals

  • made a deal with Turkish slave 1881 in regards to the reaction perm loss. the details of this deal was that the aforementioned slave would not spam react her messages or when she was active in chat.
  • bought slave 144 from Argentina for one and a half monster energy drinks to pimp the slave out. this was a net loss for her as 144 isn't a very good prostitute and so far has made her 5 pence.
  • her first wife [and most important one] is Saudi Arabia, her Saudi queen, her love, her awesomeness
  • she's also dating 337, also known as taylar by Iraq, and has been for a year
  • she also has 7 other wives but their identities are forgotten
  • Israel is her twin brotha
  • learnt her twink raping skills from Iraq as her teacher
  • she also owns 112[random furry slave] after 112 asked to be bought [she very much still participates in the slave trade]
  • she generally has a positive relationship with server members
  • Agartha has been ignoring her dms since may 2025[why do you hate me arg]

fun facts

  • she's 18 and her birthday is January 10th
  • her favourite colour is pink
  • her favourite game is Minecraft
  • she likes kitties
  • she has an obituary
  • has 8 siblings
  • #1 woman lover

favourite server members [not in order + just wanted to mention them cus theyre awesom :D]

  • 337
  • Gorp
  • Israel
  • Iraq
  • 327
  • Lafpa
  • soybergtactical
  • Argentina
  • Dixieland
  • Cascadia
  • Saudi [shes here in my heart]
  • Scotland
  • USA
  • mana
  • Portugal
  • Bossnia
  • Poland
  • Agartha
  • salad
  • Ukraine
  • 028
  • Finland
  • Malaysia
  • Mongolia
  • 369
  • northern Ireland
  • Mexico
  • you, the reader <3