Salad

Salad
King of Pigeons
General information
Born	Unknown
Country	Netherlands
Status	Representative
Allegiance	World World Order
Years of service	February 2025 (2025-02)–Present
Wars	The Coal Coup

Salad (also known as NETHERLANDS) is the current representative of Netherlands.

He is known for creating the Coal bot, recruiting an army of pigeons, leading top secret medical research^[source?], studying mathematics and communicating clearly and effectively.

Early Life

Salad manifested in the world sometime during February 2025 (2025-02). He is a mysterious person with very little background information. When he was younger, he used to trade TF2 hats and skins often, which he found enjoyable.

His manner of speech has been defined by top world scholars as "Salad speak". It consists of very few words and sounds (grunting, Peter Griffin laugh) at any given moment, yet it strongly provokes deep though and critical analysis of what is being discussed. Currently, there is no available information as to why Salad communicates this way, or if he ever communicated by using regular human language.

Notable Events

The Belgians

(( Historian was busy ))

Pigeon Farming

Due to witnessing the horrors of modern day academia, Salad turned to nature to seek help with achieving his goals. He began recruiting local pigeons by providing them with food, in return for their loyalty to his cause.

What was once a simple gesture of goodwill between a man and some pigeons, has turned into what top geopolitical analysts describe as a "threat to national security" and "possible catalyst for World War 3".

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  Interracial pigeon peace
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  Triple pigeon combo
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  Two black pigeons
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  Loving pigeon couple
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  A tree full of pigeons
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  Pigeon gathering

Math endeavours

A homotopy and its inverse, between two embeddings of the torus. This is also an elaborate joke.

Salad is studying donut math. It is a complicated relationship – he seems to be enjoying it sometimes; other times, it makes him a little upset. He spends most of his time in the orange library studying symbols which are unrecognizable and incomprehensible to most.

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  Orange library
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  Important donut math calculations
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  Donut math joke
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  Salad showing mild discontent with the state of his studies

Poker Night

Technical difficulties during the poker night

On the night of June 18, 2025 (2025-06-18), Salad invited a mysterious stranger for a night of poker. The stakes were high – from a quick visual analysis of the poker chips, it was deduced that the total balance of both players was at least $2,500,000. Unfortunately, the game was not finished due to technical difficulties.