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Booger
Guardian angel
General information
BornUnknown
CountrySweden
StatusRepresentative
AllegianceWorld World Order
Years of service2024–Present
WarsThe Coal Coup

Booger (also known as SWEDEN or Kiki) is the current representative of Sweden.

She is known for representing her Dinaric heritage with pride, having odd culinary interests, loving karaoke [source?], conducting biological experiments, having a high typing accuracy, and much more.

Early Life

Booger is a specimen reportedly born in a Serbian laboratory on an undisclosed date. Her creation was part of a highly classified Serbian military operation conducted during the Kosovo war. Much of her purpose remains unknown, but she is speculated to be a weapon of psychological warfare. It is unknown if the weapon was ever deployed, or if it remains active.

Although the exact date is unknown, Booger was invited to the world by URUGUAY (Midan) on November 25th, 2024.

Notable Events

The Slave 066 Incident

[HISTORIAN IS TIRED]

Suicide Bread à la Rimfire

On May 14, 2025 (2025-05-14), in her alcohol-fueled insomniac stupor, Booger decided to bake some bread. Due to the fact that she was at the time in VC with Rimfire, most of what she could hear was likely "I need to kill myself". This culminated in the creation of a new delicacy – Suicide Bread à la Rimfire.

The Cumboard

Cumboard
Biological experiment
General information
BornUnknown
CountrySweden
StatusCrusty
AllegianceBooger
ChildrenCumboard Jr., Cumsung

The Cumboard is a keyboard-shaped human-keyboard hybrid. It contains so much biological material that it might as well have a citizenship. Why it still doesn't is a mystery.

On April 15, 2025 (2025-04-15) Booger has revealed her long-running biological experiment, The Cumboard. Before the experiment, the specimen used to be a regular keyboard of unknown model.

The experiment was simple; it consisted of using the keyboard for a prolonged amount of time without cleaning it. It resulted with the creation of The Cumboard. Content with the results of her experiments, Booger forced The Cumboard to have offspring, namely Cumboard Jr. and Cumsung. They are now what could be described as a "happy family".

The ethical aspect of this experiment is a common topic of debate in the world, however it is important to note that since the Cumboard family is not recognized as a species, nor are they citizens of any state, they do not fall under the protection of any human laws.

Cumboard Jr.
Cumsung