A (not yet) comprehensive list of residents of Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, and Virginia:

required by international law that all southerners are registered with a serial number.

Dixieland Members

Dixieland/Marikore:

The plantation owner who embodies the common characteristics that make up a righteous southern man, possessing a love of God, country, nature, and collecting n***ers.

Slave 157:

Gets mauled to death by 10 pitbulls at pitty princess daycare everyday.

slave 170:

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Slave 156.8/139:

Not a man but a swamp creature that crawls out everyday at 5:00AM to shitpost until the sun comes up. Currently watching you reading this page.

Honorary Southerners

Slave 090:

Trucker who was born southern but due to having a mobile lifestyle cannot be contained to one region of the U.S.A

Slave 175:

Originally a slave of Norway traded at a slave auction to the south at the cost of a slap on the ass and a kiss to the cheek.