Bing

Bing
Totally not a Mossad agent
A cartoon version of Bing, with his iconic hair
General information
Born	Sometime during the 80's
Country	Israel
Status	Representative
Allegiance	World World Order
Years of service	Nov 2024 – Present
Wars	The Coal Coup

Bing (born a very long time ago) also known as ISRAEL, is a veteran movie night host, investment banker and a Bingler banking family member. He is currently serving as one of the world's janitors.

Early life

Bing was born in The Holy Land, much like Jesus and other prominent figures. One of his defining traits is his luscious green hair, which has become a symbol of tranquility for many world members. Some speculate that his unusual hair colour is evidence for him being the prophesied Messiah that would save the world, which was promised to us 3000 years ago.

He joined the world not long after its inception, which makes him very old and wise.