Football
this page is about a HEKKIN' CHONKER!!!| Football | |
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| CEO of Droyd Industries | |
 Average Football PFP | |
| General information | |
| Born | October, 2004 |
| Allegiance | World World Order |
| Years of service | 2024―Present |
| Wars | The Coal Coup |
Football (Born October 2004) is one of the 3 admins of the world server as well as the first representative of Cascadia. Football can be visualized as Power from Chainsaw Man, simply due to the fact that all his profile pictures are this character. Due to this fact, there is about a 50% chance of new members assuming/being psyoped into thinking he is a female. Despite the name, he does not like the sport and finds it incredibly boring. The word is just very funny. Getting a football emoji reaction from Football is like being given a seal of approval.
Early Life
Football joined the world on December 1st, 2024. Prior to joining Football had been drinking Jägermeister to the point of throwing up. This left a very good first impression of Football on the other members of the server most likely. Football was given the key role on January 2nd 2025 making him a discord moderator. He was appointed the CEO of Droyd Industries and the CMO of the server shortly after. After the dreaded Coal Coup, and the great migration that took place afterwards, Football was made an admin of the world which added 200 lbs to his total weight.
Impact
Football's most notable contribution is undoubtedly the server trailer. This trailer is a magnum opus and truly captures the genius of the server. The editing of this video was slacked on very much so that he could queue DPS in Overwatch. Very understandable in all fairness. Other than the trailer, it can also be said that the genius of 2hollis was spread by Football after he on many occasions asked many different people if they "fw 2hollis." This eventually resulted in 2hollis being a server member and definitely not a music bot. Football has been solidified as the favourite admin by some, even having someone include "(fav admin)" in their nickname for him. Football can be described as so gemmy that even when his name is brought up in the coaliest of places, they are still speaking positively about him. He is also the most humble server member by far.
The Creation of Rule 7
On the night of Football's first moments in the world, he had to go AFK to throw up half a bottle of Jägermeister. While Football was afk, c0ck had pinged him in an external server asking what colour the vomit was. Shortly after, the first representative of Germany, who had also been drinking alcohol, also had to excuse themselves to throw up. They were also asked for the colour of the vomit. The 7th of the 10 world commandments was created, stating that if you are to throw up while connected to a VC, you must state the color of the vomit.