World Intelligence Agency

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World Intelligence Agency

Seal of the World Intelligence Agency
Agency overview
Formed	December 2024
Leader	lifelover 🎢
Appointer	World World Order
Headquarters	Unknown
Employees	Unknown
Motto	"Those who know do not speak. Those who speak do not know."―Lao Tsu

The World Intelligence Agency (WIA) is a civilian community outreach initiative created by the World World Order to better understand the needs and wants of the people of the world. Its primary objective is conducting social surveys and helping those who need it most.

Conspiracy theories

"The Entity" cover-up

There have been rumors that the WIA concealed the existence of a being simply known as "The Entity," although there has been no evidence to support these claims. There is no reason why the WIA would conceal anything, let alone conceal the existence of some unidentified being. Such terminology suggests an alien life form, which is simply crazy talk.

The Coal Coup disappearances

During the events of The Coal Coup, there have been several unexplained disappearances of representatives and slaves alike. While the WIA agrees that this is indeed a tragedy, the official statement clearly states that it had no involvement in these disappearances (why would it, anyway?)