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== The Merge Drug Epidemic == | == The Merge Drug Epidemic == | ||
The Merge drug epidemic, also known as the "Merge Crisis" was event caused by a new drug hit the streets of the world, getting many users addicted in April of 2025. The exact chemical characteristic are unknown however, the afflicted were known to suffer from insomnia, loss of concentration, and poverty<ref>This is a baseless conspiracy theory that has been largely debunked.</ref> due to having to pay $40 (richest world server member has $35). Often times "mergers" were known be "Straight merging it" and "by it, i mean my farm" ''a reference to slave labor used to produce "merge" in Colombia.'' Other times the addicted<ref>I am not addicted and I can quit whenever I want.</ref> would beg for a "merge bonus" while visiting each other's "farms" ''traphouse.'' The merge drug epidemic is still at large and affecting many world residents at an increasing rate. | The Merge drug epidemic, also known as the "Merge Crisis" was event caused by a new drug hit the streets of the world, getting many users addicted in April of 2025. The exact chemical characteristic are unknown however, the afflicted were known to suffer from insomnia, loss of concentration, and poverty<ref>This is a baseless conspiracy theory that has been largely debunked.</ref> due to having to pay $40 (richest world server member has $35). Often times "mergers" were known be "Straight merging it" and "by it, i mean my farm" ''a reference to slave labor used to produce "merge" in Colombia.'' Other times the addicted<ref>I am not addicted and I can quit whenever I want.</ref> would beg for a "merge bonus" while visiting each other's "farms" ''traphouse.'' The merge drug epidemic is still at large and affecting many world residents at an increasing rate. | ||
== Alleged CIA Involvement == | |||
Extremely reliable sources have claimed that the United States Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) is behind the game as part of a plan known as "Operation MrgUltra" which is meant to demoralize the geniuses of the world by getting them hooked on a drug that according to recent scientific studies published on the nature magazine, is 100 gorillion times more addictive than fenatyl. This is backed by a multitude of evidence, like users receiving cryptic and threatening messages on their dms from farm merge valley and the existence of a man known as "Greg" who is theorized to be a backdoor account with special persmissons which allow the CIA to spy on users and collect their data. These claims have yet to be confirmed. | |||
It is rumored that farm merge valley was developed by George Floyd himself as a revenge against the white man and opiods as whole, with the end goal of making his opps suffer what he experienced during his fentanyl addiction.This claim is backed by an audio recording which was leaked by the russian telegram channel @RVvoenkory.The following quotes were taken from pieces of the recording: | |||
''From the sound effects it is infered that Floyd merges 6 cows at once, triggering a huge dopamin spike in his brain.'' | |||
-"Sheeit nigga these crackers ain't gonna know what hit 'em." | |||
-"If the lord created anything better than this shit, he must have kept it for himself dawg." | |||
Revision as of 06:53, 23 April 2025
The Merge Drug Epidemic
The Merge drug epidemic, also known as the "Merge Crisis" was event caused by a new drug hit the streets of the world, getting many users addicted in April of 2025. The exact chemical characteristic are unknown however, the afflicted were known to suffer from insomnia, loss of concentration, and poverty[1] due to having to pay $40 (richest world server member has $35). Often times "mergers" were known be "Straight merging it" and "by it, i mean my farm" a reference to slave labor used to produce "merge" in Colombia. Other times the addicted[2] would beg for a "merge bonus" while visiting each other's "farms" traphouse. The merge drug epidemic is still at large and affecting many world residents at an increasing rate.
Alleged CIA Involvement
Extremely reliable sources have claimed that the United States Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) is behind the game as part of a plan known as "Operation MrgUltra" which is meant to demoralize the geniuses of the world by getting them hooked on a drug that according to recent scientific studies published on the nature magazine, is 100 gorillion times more addictive than fenatyl. This is backed by a multitude of evidence, like users receiving cryptic and threatening messages on their dms from farm merge valley and the existence of a man known as "Greg" who is theorized to be a backdoor account with special persmissons which allow the CIA to spy on users and collect their data. These claims have yet to be confirmed.
It is rumored that farm merge valley was developed by George Floyd himself as a revenge against the white man and opiods as whole, with the end goal of making his opps suffer what he experienced during his fentanyl addiction.This claim is backed by an audio recording which was leaked by the russian telegram channel @RVvoenkory.The following quotes were taken from pieces of the recording:
From the sound effects it is infered that Floyd merges 6 cows at once, triggering a huge dopamin spike in his brain.
-"Sheeit nigga these crackers ain't gonna know what hit 'em."
-"If the lord created anything better than this shit, he must have kept it for himself dawg."