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Originally a slave of Norway traded at a slave auction to the south at the cost of a slap on the ass and a kiss to the cheek. | Originally a slave of Norway traded at a slave auction to the south at the cost of a slap on the ass and a kiss to the cheek (white monster). | ||
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Revision as of 21:55, 21 April 2025
A (not yet) comprehensive list of residents of Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, and Virginia:
required by international law that all southerners are registered with a serial number.
Dixieland Members
Dixieland/Markicore:
The plantation owner who embodies the common characteristics that make up a righteous southern man, possessing a love of God, country, nature, and collecting n***ers.
Slave 157:
Gets mauled to death by 10 pit bulls at pity princess daycare everyday.
slave 170:
???????
Slave 156.8/139:
Not a man but a swamp creature that crawls out everyday at 5:00AM to shitpost until the sun comes up. Currently watching you reading this page.
Honorary Southerners
Slave 090:
Trucker who was born southern but due to having a mobile lifestyle cannot be contained to one region of the U.S.A
Slave 175:
Originally a slave of Norway traded at a slave auction to the south at the cost of a slap on the ass and a kiss to the cheek (white monster).
Additional information
Guide to understanding southern culture: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8PO16yrsNk
Fun South Facts:
- Jesus was born in Mobile, Alabama
- one of the seven keys needed to open the bubble door made of pure vril energy that lay in the deepest reach of the Mariana trench to enter hollow earth, is located at a waffle house in Seminole Heights Tampa, FL
- Raise hell, Praise dale
- The fent heads in Atlanta, GA will help you move out of your home for $6
- George Floyd was born in Fayetteville, NC