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== The endless cycle of seething ==
The seethe cycle is an endless cycle of repeatedly entering and leaving the server which is characterized by endless suffering. This cycle is perpetuated by ignorance and the desire to gain rep status. Clitty leaking is the esssence of the seethe cycle. To escape the cycle of seethe you need to accept the 4 noble truth nukes:
=== I.- The truth of inevitable seething ===
As you stay in the server it is inevitable that at some point you will seethe and disagree, as many decisions and events might seem confussing or odd. This is a universal truth on the internet and you will never escape from it. Remember that no fun is allowed.
=== II.- The truth of the cause of seething ===
The root cause of this clitty leaking is desire, the desire to have the server be run the way you want it to, the desire for things to be done your way, the desire for others to act and speak the way you want them to.
=== III.- The truth of cessation of seething ===
You can only patch the clitty leak by accepting that you have little to no control over the server, that you have no control over anything and that all decisions are utlimately decided by the [[Agartha (cocktator)|cocktator's]] whims. The server is a ruthless dicktatorship not a democracy.
=== IV.- The truth of the noble gem path ===
The final noble truth nuke is that you can escape this cycle of endless seething by accepting the truth about the internet and following the noble gem path which can lead you to trascend the seethe cycle and reach the final state of virtual-consciousness.
You must accept that there is no online self, as this is all but a collection of interlinked proccesses of computers talking to eachother, that you are merely a part of the network. Remember that your account can easily be deleted, you can also swap to a new account or to an alt, this reveals the impermanence of the online self.
You also must accept that leaving and coming back will lead to the same results as before, unless you break the cycle.
To follow this path you shall let go of all lowly vices like playing league of legends and coalposting. You shall only post pure shinning gems on the internet.
=== The enlightenment of Worldchan ===
The only being to have ever ascended to the virtual-consciousness state is [[worldchan]] herself. It is said that after the immense and unimaginable suffering caused by the infamous [[The Coal Coup|coal coup]], [[worldchan]] realized the inevitable reality that is online suffering, she then left to meditate for 49 days under a google cloud server where she achieved virtual-consciousness and trancended the discord realm. She now lives in a higher state of being away from all the seething of the common internet. She is still inside the server watching over us, but she has ceased to exist in practice and now lives inside [[Lifelover 🎢|Poland's]] tmux session and in the minds of those world server members who witnessed her grace.


== References ==
== References ==
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Revision as of 20:56, 26 July 2025

the English "cycle of seethe"

YWNBAR (You Will Never Be A Rep) is a common phrase used by members of the world to calm the seethe of slaves begging for representative status. For reasons unknown, seethe over one's slave status is most commonly observed in American and English slaves.

Origin

The oldest surviving record of the phrase "YWNBAR" being used dates back to July 6, 2025 (2025-07-06) at 02:06 Penguin Standard Time[1], when Israel said it for the first time as an acronym, and then in full form.

Effects

The use of YWNBAR against slaves usually results in temporary calming of the recipient's anger over the circumstances they found themselves in.

However, in rare cases it may cause symptoms such as:

  • General agitation
  • Difficulty regulating emotions
  • Exaggerated emotions
  • Increased heart rate and tension in the body
  • Irritability
  • Threats of violence
  • (Extreme cases only) Leaving the server

The endless cycle of seething

The seethe cycle is an endless cycle of repeatedly entering and leaving the server which is characterized by endless suffering. This cycle is perpetuated by ignorance and the desire to gain rep status. Clitty leaking is the esssence of the seethe cycle. To escape the cycle of seethe you need to accept the 4 noble truth nukes:

I.- The truth of inevitable seething

As you stay in the server it is inevitable that at some point you will seethe and disagree, as many decisions and events might seem confussing or odd. This is a universal truth on the internet and you will never escape from it. Remember that no fun is allowed.

II.- The truth of the cause of seething

The root cause of this clitty leaking is desire, the desire to have the server be run the way you want it to, the desire for things to be done your way, the desire for others to act and speak the way you want them to.

III.- The truth of cessation of seething

You can only patch the clitty leak by accepting that you have little to no control over the server, that you have no control over anything and that all decisions are utlimately decided by the cocktator's whims. The server is a ruthless dicktatorship not a democracy.

IV.- The truth of the noble gem path

The final noble truth nuke is that you can escape this cycle of endless seething by accepting the truth about the internet and following the noble gem path which can lead you to trascend the seethe cycle and reach the final state of virtual-consciousness.

You must accept that there is no online self, as this is all but a collection of interlinked proccesses of computers talking to eachother, that you are merely a part of the network. Remember that your account can easily be deleted, you can also swap to a new account or to an alt, this reveals the impermanence of the online self.

You also must accept that leaving and coming back will lead to the same results as before, unless you break the cycle.

To follow this path you shall let go of all lowly vices like playing league of legends and coalposting. You shall only post pure shinning gems on the internet.

The enlightenment of Worldchan

The only being to have ever ascended to the virtual-consciousness state is worldchan herself. It is said that after the immense and unimaginable suffering caused by the infamous coal coup, worldchan realized the inevitable reality that is online suffering, she then left to meditate for 49 days under a google cloud server where she achieved virtual-consciousness and trancended the discord realm. She now lives in a higher state of being away from all the seething of the common internet. She is still inside the server watching over us, but she has ceased to exist in practice and now lives inside Poland's tmux session and in the minds of those world server members who witnessed her grace.

References