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Due to witnessing the horrors of modern day academia, Salad turned to nature to seek help with achieving his goals. He began recruiting local pigeons by [[wikipedia:Bribery|providing them with food]], in return for their loyalty to his cause. | Due to witnessing the horrors of modern day academia, Salad turned to nature to seek help with achieving his goals. He began recruiting local pigeons by [[wikipedia:Bribery|providing them with food]], in return for their loyalty to his cause. | ||
On rare occasions, the pigeons will begin to form an orb. Once the pigeon orb is fully formed, a pigeon envoy will emerge from within, sit on Salad's shoulder, and disclose occult [[wikipedia:Clandestine operation|pigeon secrets]]. This phenomena has yet to be studied; top world scientists and analysts agree that it is likely a form of magic. | |||
What was once a simple gesture of goodwill between a man and some pigeons, has turned into what top geopolitical analysts describe as a "threat to national security" and "possible catalyst for World War 3". | What was once a simple gesture of goodwill between a man and some pigeons, has turned into what top geopolitical analysts describe as a "threat to national security" and "possible catalyst for World War 3". | ||
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File:Salad two pigeons kissing.jpg|Loving pigeon couple | File:Salad two pigeons kissing.jpg|Loving pigeon couple | ||
File:Salad pigeon tree.jpg|A tree full of pigeons | File:Salad pigeon tree.jpg|A tree full of pigeons | ||
File:Salad pigeon gathering.jpg|Pigeon | File:Salad pigeon orb.png|Important orb information | ||
File:Salad pigeon gathering.jpg|Pigeon orb | |||
File:Salad pigeon secrets.png|Pigeon envoy disclosing pigeon secrets to Salad | |||
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Latest revision as of 20:52, 2 July 2025
| Salad | |
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| King of Pigeons | |
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| General information | |
| Born | Unknown |
| Country | Netherlands |
| Status | Representative |
| Allegiance | World World Order |
| Years of service | February 2025–Present |
| Wars | The Coal Coup |
Salad (also known as NETHERLANDS) is the current representative of Netherlands.
He is known for creating the Coal bot, recruiting an army of pigeons, leading top secret medical research[source?], studying mathematics and communicating clearly and effectively.
Early Life
Salad manifested in the world sometime during February 2025. He is a mysterious person with very little background information.[1] When he was younger, he used to trade TF2 hats and skins often, which he found enjoyable.[2]
His manner of speech has been defined by top world scholars as "Salad speak". It consists of very few words and sounds (grunting, Peter Griffin laugh) at any given moment, yet it strongly provokes deep though and critical analysis of what is being discussed. Currently, there is no available information as to why Salad communicates this way, or if he ever communicated by using regular human language.
Notable Events
The Belgians
(( Historian was busy ))
Pigeon Farming
Due to witnessing the horrors of modern day academia, Salad turned to nature to seek help with achieving his goals. He began recruiting local pigeons by providing them with food, in return for their loyalty to his cause.
On rare occasions, the pigeons will begin to form an orb. Once the pigeon orb is fully formed, a pigeon envoy will emerge from within, sit on Salad's shoulder, and disclose occult pigeon secrets. This phenomena has yet to be studied; top world scientists and analysts agree that it is likely a form of magic.
What was once a simple gesture of goodwill between a man and some pigeons, has turned into what top geopolitical analysts describe as a "threat to national security" and "possible catalyst for World War 3".
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Interracial pigeon peace -
Triple pigeon combo -
Two black pigeons -
Loving pigeon couple -
A tree full of pigeons -
Important orb information -
Pigeon orb -
Pigeon envoy disclosing pigeon secrets to Salad
Math endeavours
Salad is studying donut math. It is a complicated relationship – he seems to be enjoying it sometimes; other times, it makes him a little upset. He spends most of his time in the orange library studying symbols which are unrecognizable and incomprehensible to most.
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Orange library -
Important donut math calculations -
Donut math joke -
Salad showing mild discontent with the state of his studies
Poker Night
On the night of June 18, 2025, Salad invited a mysterious stranger for a night of poker. The stakes were high – from a quick visual analysis of the poker chips, it was deduced[3] that the total balance of both players was at least $2,500,000. Unfortunately, the game was not finished due to technical difficulties.[4]
References
- ↑ A background check conducted by relevant authorities yielded no results.
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- ↑ Entirely made up on the spot.
- ↑ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
