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== Early life == | == Early life == | ||
Bing was born in [[wikipedia:Israel|The Holy Land]], much like [[wikipedia:Jesus|Jesus]] and [[wikipedia:Category:Jewish_bankers|other prominent figures]]. One of his defining traits is his luscious green hair, which has become a symbol of tranquility for many world members. Some speculate that his unusual hair colour is evidence | Bing was born in [[wikipedia:Israel|The Holy Land]], much like [[wikipedia:Jesus|Jesus]] and [[wikipedia:Category:Jewish_bankers|other prominent figures]]. One of his defining traits is his luscious green hair, which has become a symbol of tranquility for many world members. Some speculate that his unusual hair colour is evidence of him being the prophesied [[wikipedia:Messiah|Messiah]] that would save the world, which was promised to us 3000 years ago.<ref>Bibi told me so</ref> | ||
He joined the world not long after its inception, which makes him [[wikt:oldfag|very old and wise]]. | He joined the world not long after its inception, which makes him [[wikt:oldfag|very old and wise]]. | ||
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Latest revision as of 15:47, 6 March 2026
| Bing | |
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| Totally not a Mossad agent | |
 A cartoon version of Bing, with his iconic hair | |
| General information | |
| Born | March 21 |
| Country | Israel |
| Status | Representative |
| Allegiance | World World Order |
| Years of service | Nov 2024 – Present |
| Wars | The Coal Coup |
Bing (born a very long time ago) also known as ISRAEL, is a veteran movie night host, investment banker and a Bingler banking family member. He is currently serving as one of the world's janitors.
Early life
Bing was born in The Holy Land, much like Jesus and other prominent figures. One of his defining traits is his luscious green hair, which has become a symbol of tranquility for many world members. Some speculate that his unusual hair colour is evidence of him being the prophesied Messiah that would save the world, which was promised to us 3000 years ago.[1]
He joined the world not long after its inception, which makes him very old and wise.
References
- ↑ Bibi told me so