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His [[wikipedia:Serial rapist|general demeanour]] has caused [[wikipedia:Rage_(emotion)|unrest]] within the male population of [[the world]], which resulted in Music Dude facing sanctions on multiple occasions. Some have [[wikipedia:Gay panic defense|suggested the death penalty]], but such a notion was rejected by the [[WWO]] in favor of lesser punishments.
His [[wikipedia:Serial rapist|general demeanour]] has caused [[wikipedia:Rage_(emotion)|unrest]] within the male population of [[the world]], which resulted in Music Dude facing sanctions on multiple occasions. Some have [[wikipedia:Gay panic defense|suggested the death penalty]], but such a notion was rejected by the [[WWO]] in favor of lesser punishments.
[[File:Iraqi twink rape.mp3|none|thumb|178x178px|artists recreation of iraq catching a twink]]


== Major contributions ==
== Major contributions ==
=== Sixth commandment ===
=== Sixth commandment ===
Music Dude's [[wikipedia:Sexual harassment|various shenanigans]] have been so persistent and bothersome, that [[worldchan]] in her second divine appearance to the [[WWO]] has bestowed upon them the sixth world commandment. Most scholars agree<ref>I made it up.</ref> with this interpretation.
Music Dude's [[wikipedia:Sexual harassment|various shenanigans]] have been so persistent and bothersome, that [[worldchan]] in her second divine appearance to the [[WWO]] has bestowed upon them the sixth world commandment. Most scholars agree<ref>I made it up.</ref> with this interpretation.
=== coal super soldier ===
during the coup, music dude relayed live information when key members were forced out, although this is often forgotten to time.


=== Iraqi Cat Factory ===
=== Iraqi Cat Factory ===

Latest revision as of 02:16, 6 September 2025

Music Dude
CEO of the Iraqi Cat Factory
Music Dude after witnessing a new male user
General information
BornSometime during the 80's
CountryIraq
StatusRepresentative
AllegianceWorld World Order
WarsThe Coal Coup
CatsToo many to count (1e20+)

Music Dude also known as Abū Sinnūr Ḥurr al-ʿĀlamī al-ʿIrāqī (Arabic: أبو سنور حر العالمي العراقي) or simply IRAQ, is a renowned cat warden in the Iraqi territories. He is known for his contributions to the size of wild feline population in Iraq and unrequited affinity towards male members of the world.

Early life

Music Dude joined the world during its early stages in November after finding the invite link on /soc/. Due to his behaviour (and beliefs) being haram, he is considered a heretic in his local community. Despite this, he blends in just fine. I wonder why[1].

His general demeanour has caused unrest within the male population of the world, which resulted in Music Dude facing sanctions on multiple occasions. Some have suggested the death penalty, but such a notion was rejected by the WWO in favor of lesser punishments.

artists recreation of iraq catching a twink

Major contributions

Sixth commandment

Music Dude's various shenanigans have been so persistent and bothersome, that worldchan in her second divine appearance to the WWO has bestowed upon them the sixth world commandment. Most scholars agree[2] with this interpretation.

coal super soldier

during the coup, music dude relayed live information when key members were forced out, although this is often forgotten to time.

Iraqi Cat Factory

Music Dude's prevalence in the animal husbandry business (with a specialization in felines) has brought much joy (and cats) to the world.

Some of the most popular cats in the world are:

  • Kitler – real name Gosd; appeared in some adverts
  • Matchy – sister of Stripy and Gabby; iraq cat stare sticker
  • Stripy – sister of Matchy and Gabby; "fuck my licking life"
  • Gabby – sister of Match and Stripy; elusive third member of the Iraqi cat musketeers

Below is a gallery of some of the most prominent moments regarding his endeavours.

Artistic masterpieces

Music Dude has many hidden talents; one of which is drawing caricatures of many members of the world as well as interpretations of various aspects of the world culture. There is at least one original art piece somewhere in the Iraqi wilderness. Below is a gallery of some of his works.

References

  1. There is currently no conclusive data on LGBT prevalence in Iraqi residents, but scholars of the world have noted that "the flag checks out".
  2. I made it up.