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A comprehensive list of residents of South Carolina, Mississippi, Florida, Alabama, Georgia, Louisiana, Texas, Virginia, Arkansas, Tennessee, and North Carolina. It is required by international law that all southerners are registered with a serial number. | |||
= Dixieland Members = | = Dixieland Members = | ||
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=== Dixieland/Markicore | === Dixieland/Markicore === | ||
The plantation owner who embodies the common characteristics that make up a righteous southern man, possessing a love of God, country, nature, and collecting | The plantation owner who embodies the common characteristics that make up a righteous southern man, possessing a love of God, country, nature, and collecting niggers. On top of overseeing his plantation, Dixie runs a bird blog. | ||
=== Slave 157 | === Slave 157 === | ||
Despite being a house slave, this slave gets mauled to death by 10 pit bulls at pretty princess daycare everyday. | Despite being a house slave, this slave gets mauled to death by 10 pit bulls at pretty princess daycare everyday. | ||
=== | === Slave 170 === | ||
??????? | ??????? | ||
=== Slave 156.8/139 | === Slave 156.8/139 === | ||
Not a man but a swamp creature that crawls out everyday at 5:00AM to shitpost until the sun comes up. '''Currently watching you reading this page.''' | Not a man but a swamp creature that crawls out everyday at 5:00AM to shitpost until the sun comes up. '''Currently watching you reading this page.''' | ||
=== Slave 185 === | |||
200% black (100% from being a slave, another 100% from talking in only ebonics) | |||
= Honorary Southerners = | = Honorary Southerners = | ||
=== Slave 090 | === Slave 090 === | ||
Trucker who was born southern but due to having a mobile lifestyle cannot be contained to one region of the U.S.A. | Trucker who was born southern but due to having a mobile lifestyle cannot be contained to one region of the U.S.A. | ||
=== Slave 175 | === Slave 175 === | ||
Originally a slave of Norway traded at a slave auction to the south at the cost of a slap on the ass and a kiss to the cheek (white monster). | Originally a slave of Norway traded at a slave auction to the south at the cost of a slap on the ass and a kiss to the cheek (white monster). | ||
= Additional information = | = Additional information = | ||
=== Guide to understanding southern culture | === Guide to understanding southern culture === | ||
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8PO16yrsNk | |||
=== Fun South | === Fun facts about the South === | ||
* Jesus was born in Mobile, Alabama | * Jesus was born in Mobile, Alabama | ||
* one of the seven keys needed to open the bubble door made of pure vril energy that lay in the deepest reach of the Mariana trench to enter hollow earth, is located at a waffle house in Seminole Heights Tampa, FL | * one of the seven keys needed to open the bubble door made of pure vril energy that lay in the deepest reach of the Mariana trench to enter hollow earth, is located at a waffle house in Seminole Heights Tampa, FL | ||
Latest revision as of 21:42, 22 April 2025
A comprehensive list of residents of South Carolina, Mississippi, Florida, Alabama, Georgia, Louisiana, Texas, Virginia, Arkansas, Tennessee, and North Carolina. It is required by international law that all southerners are registered with a serial number.
Dixieland Members
Dixieland/Markicore
The plantation owner who embodies the common characteristics that make up a righteous southern man, possessing a love of God, country, nature, and collecting niggers. On top of overseeing his plantation, Dixie runs a bird blog.
Slave 157
Despite being a house slave, this slave gets mauled to death by 10 pit bulls at pretty princess daycare everyday.
Slave 170
???????
Slave 156.8/139
Not a man but a swamp creature that crawls out everyday at 5:00AM to shitpost until the sun comes up. Currently watching you reading this page.
Slave 185
200% black (100% from being a slave, another 100% from talking in only ebonics)
Honorary Southerners
Slave 090
Trucker who was born southern but due to having a mobile lifestyle cannot be contained to one region of the U.S.A.
Slave 175
Originally a slave of Norway traded at a slave auction to the south at the cost of a slap on the ass and a kiss to the cheek (white monster).
Additional information
Guide to understanding southern culture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8PO16yrsNk
Fun facts about the South
- Jesus was born in Mobile, Alabama
- one of the seven keys needed to open the bubble door made of pure vril energy that lay in the deepest reach of the Mariana trench to enter hollow earth, is located at a waffle house in Seminole Heights Tampa, FL
- Raise hell, Praise dale
- The fent heads in Atlanta, GA will help you move out of your home for $6
- George Floyd was born in Fayetteville, NC