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''' | '''SLAVE 001''' (name unknown) is the first known [[slave]] in existence. Upon their return, they are prophesied to bring about the Golden Age of Worldchan and are destined to become the rightful leader and representative of the [[WWO]]. | ||
Any slave or representative who claims to be 001 without proof is automatically [[wikipedia:Shadow banning|'nished to the bottom of the niggerbyss]], as [[wikipedia:Live action role-playing game| | Any slave or representative who claims to be 001 without proof is automatically [[wikipedia:Shadow banning|'nished to the bottom of the niggerbyss]], as [[wikipedia:Live action role-playing game|blasphemy]] is a cruel sin only one with the darkest of hearts can commit. | ||
== Early records == | == Early records == | ||
SLAVE 001 is the first individual to gain a slave role after the [[The Amerimutt Question|worldwide implementation]] was signed into international law. Records indicate that they have existed since the beginning of the world server itself<ref name="Facts">Fact checked by [[wikipedia:Chud (pejorative)|REVL VMERICVN PQTRIQTS]]</ref> and that their existence has only been known by [[Cocktator]] and [[Sinkpisser]]. | |||
== Facts == | == Facts == | ||
There is only one known fact about 001, and it is that they post gems so bright that it melts all coal, even the vantablack that lurks beneath the surface<ref name="Facts"/>. | There is only one known fact about 001, and it is that they post [https://soyjakwiki.org/Gem gems] so bright that it melts all [https://soyjakwiki.org/Coal coal], even the [https://soyjakwiki.org/Vantablack vantablack] that [[wikipedia:Cringe|lurks beneath the surface]]<ref name="Facts"/>. | ||
=== Theories === | === Theories === | ||
There are many possible tales and theories about 001, which are not limited to: | There are many possible tales and theories about 001, which are not limited to: | ||
*Being the father of [[Cocktator|Cocktator]]'s secret child. | *Being the father of [[Cocktator|Cocktator]]'s secret child. | ||
*Having such an immaculate jawline that puts Robert Pattinson to shame. | *Having such an [[wikipedia:Mewing (orthotropics)|immaculate jawline]] that puts [[wikipedia:Robert Pattinson|Robert Pattinson]] to shame. | ||
*Objectively having the right opinion on anything. | *Having stopped a six foot boulder from crushing the world server machine. | ||
* | *[[wikipedia:Fact|Objectively having the right opinion on anything and everything]]<ref name="Facts"/>. | ||
* | *It actually being [[bing]]. | ||
*It actually being [[bing]]'s son. | |||
*[https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/an_hero Dying for our sins]. | |||
== References == | == References == | ||
{{Reflist|2}} | {{Reflist|2}} | ||
[[Category:Members]] | [[Category:Members]] | ||
Latest revision as of 00:29, 10 September 2026
SLAVE 001 (name unknown) is the first known slave in existence. Upon their return, they are prophesied to bring about the Golden Age of Worldchan and are destined to become the rightful leader and representative of the WWO.
Any slave or representative who claims to be 001 without proof is automatically 'nished to the bottom of the niggerbyss, as blasphemy is a cruel sin only one with the darkest of hearts can commit.
Early records
SLAVE 001 is the first individual to gain a slave role after the worldwide implementation was signed into international law. Records indicate that they have existed since the beginning of the world server itself[1] and that their existence has only been known by Cocktator and Sinkpisser.
Facts
There is only one known fact about 001, and it is that they post gems so bright that it melts all coal, even the vantablack that lurks beneath the surface[1].
Theories
There are many possible tales and theories about 001, which are not limited to:
- Being the father of Cocktator's secret child.
- Having such an immaculate jawline that puts Robert Pattinson to shame.
- Having stopped a six foot boulder from crushing the world server machine.
- Objectively having the right opinion on anything and everything[1].
- It actually being bing.
- It actually being bing's son.
- Dying for our sins.
References
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 Fact checked by REVL VMERICVN PQTRIQTS