Vans

Vans
Illegitimate Representative of Kickassia
General information
Born	██-██-2003
Country	USA (de jure) Kickassia (de facto)
Status	Slave
Allegiance	Kickassia
Years of service	April 2025 – present

Vans, also known as SLAVE 115 (formerly 181), is a well known world criminal and insane autist who has several PhDs in useless shit nobody cares about. He is a known for selling WMDs to various extremist groups across the world and lives in the secluded unrecognized micronation Kickassia.

Early life

Vans was born in the harsh lands of New York, being forced to endure life in a miserable shithole with 8 million Americans. Because he did not want to live in Bronxghanistan, he moved to the secluded nation of Kickassia (Molossia at the time) and became friends with their leader.

As Doug Walker the Nostalgia Critic and his Channel Awesome forces invaded and established Kickassia, Vans dealt with the harsh rules the Critic established, and decided to travel overseas, visiting wonderful island utopias such as Sazan and Little Saint James. When he was detained in ███████████ for illegally distributing severed limbs to world elites, it was rumored that his cellmate was convicted sex offender Peter Scully.

Career

Vans would join the world server after recieving an invitation, but left after a few weeks. He joined a year later after begging Cocktator for another invite. Due to the fact that he forgot his slave name, he was given the name "SLAVE 115" as a replacement.

Trivia

• Ironically enough, Vans' original slave name was not the one he currently has now. It was formerly SLAVE 181, but it was forgotten until September 2, 2026, where he found it by checking old Farm Merge Valley notifications.
  • He chose 115 because it reminded him of his favorite track from Black Ops Zombies.
• Vans currently resides in the unrecognized independent nation of New Jersey as he is wanted in his home country.