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There was ancient times (July of 2025), when the [[Agartha (cocktator)|Cocktator]] decided to made a survey with a simple question: ''"DO YOU WIPE YOUR DICK after you piss?"'', and with that, the male civilians (and a woman for some reason) of the World server where divided by two. Those who say that they in fact, wipe their dick after a piss; and those who say that is complete unnecessary. | There was ancient times (July of 2025), when the [[Agartha (cocktator)|Cocktator]] decided to made a survey with a simple question: ''"DO YOU WIPE YOUR DICK after you piss?"'', and with that, the male civilians (and a woman for some reason) of the World server where divided by two. Those who say that they in fact, wipe their dick after a piss; and those who say that is complete unnecessary. | ||
You could cut the tension with a knife inside the World's Lyceum. That is when [[Israel]] decided to break the silence: "''If you shake it well enough it doesn't matter''". After that, the followers of that idea started to appears, like [[SLAVE 8===0]] who added to Israel's idea the following: "''yeah, also imagine wiping your cock EVERY TIME you take a piss, the glans tissue would probably irritate at some point, just shaking is enough''". | You could cut the tension with a knife inside the World's Lyceum. That is when [[Bing|Israel]] decided to break the silence: "''If you shake it well enough it doesn't matter''". After that, the followers of that idea started to appears, like [[SLAVE 8===0]] who added to Israel's idea the following: "''yeah, also imagine wiping your cock EVERY TIME you take a piss, the glans tissue would probably irritate at some point, just shaking is enough''". | ||
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These statements did not go unanswered. [[Agartha (cocktator)|Agartha]] responded with "''HOW HARD DO YOU WIPE''", to which [[SLAVE 156.8]] quickly added "''What grit sandpaper do y'all use to wipe your urethra off after pissing y'all''" (sic). A small Iraqi slave approaches gently ([[SLAVE 028]]), and in a soft voice adds, "''Even after you shake, there's always a little extra pee on the tip(...)''". | These statements did not go unanswered. [[Agartha (cocktator)|Agartha]] responded with "''HOW HARD DO YOU WIPE''", to which [[Radio|SLAVE 156.8]] quickly added "''What grit sandpaper do y'all use to wipe your urethra off after pissing y'all''" (sic). A small Iraqi [[Slaves|slave]] approaches gently ([[Souliver|SLAVE 028]]), and in a soft voice adds, "''Even after you shake, there's always a little extra pee on the tip(...)''". | ||
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"''It does not matter, you will not get a UTI and you will not smell''" Israel answered agitated. | "''It does not matter, you will not get a UTI and you will not smell''" Israel answered agitated. Then [[Bibo|SLAVE 483]] stated, "''You need the proper technique passed down between father and son (to shake your penis properly)''", suggesting that 028's father wasn't present. | ||
The debate escalated with the arrival of [[SLAVE 489]]: " | The debate escalated with the arrival of [[Sensitive young man with a heart of gold|SLAVE 489]]: ''"Stop [[womansplaining]], our body our choice"''; and [[Argentina]]: "''No nigga what, what would that even accomplish, there would still be piss residue inside the foreskin''". | ||
[[File:El Hombre de Argentina.png|frame|right|alt=Argentina's man|"BEHOLD, THE ARGENTINA'S MAN!" Agartha | [[File:El Hombre de Argentina.png|frame|right|alt=Argentina's man|"BEHOLD, THE ARGENTINA'S MAN!" ~ [[cocktator|Agartha]] proudly displaying a chicken with piss-soaked underwear.]] | ||
The debate lasted for days <s>actually just a couple of minutes</s>, resulting in an intellectual split that gave rise to two schools of thought: | The debate lasted for days <s>actually just a couple of minutes</s>, resulting in an intellectual split that gave rise to two schools of thought: | ||
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* '''The School of Argentina''': Where a FEMBOY tells you how a real MAN acts. | * '''The School of Argentina''': Where a FEMBOY tells you how a real MAN acts. | ||
These two opposing schools of thought define the morals and ethics of the reps | These two opposing schools of thought define the morals and ethics of the reps and slaves in the World Server ever since. | ||
Latest revision as of 15:16, 6 March 2026
There was ancient times (July of 2025), when the Cocktator decided to made a survey with a simple question: "DO YOU WIPE YOUR DICK after you piss?", and with that, the male civilians (and a woman for some reason) of the World server where divided by two. Those who say that they in fact, wipe their dick after a piss; and those who say that is complete unnecessary.
You could cut the tension with a knife inside the World's Lyceum. That is when Israel decided to break the silence: "If you shake it well enough it doesn't matter". After that, the followers of that idea started to appears, like SLAVE 8===0 who added to Israel's idea the following: "yeah, also imagine wiping your cock EVERY TIME you take a piss, the glans tissue would probably irritate at some point, just shaking is enough".
"If you shake it well enough it doesn't matter."
— Israel, The World Server (17 of July, 2025)
These statements did not go unanswered. Agartha responded with "HOW HARD DO YOU WIPE", to which SLAVE 156.8 quickly added "What grit sandpaper do y'all use to wipe your urethra off after pissing y'all" (sic). A small Iraqi slave approaches gently (SLAVE 028), and in a soft voice adds, "Even after you shake, there's always a little extra pee on the tip(...)".
"HOW HARD DO YOU WIPE"
— Agartha, The World Server (17 of July, 2025)
"It does not matter, you will not get a UTI and you will not smell" Israel answered agitated. Then SLAVE 483 stated, "You need the proper technique passed down between father and son (to shake your penis properly)", suggesting that 028's father wasn't present.
The debate escalated with the arrival of SLAVE 489: "Stop womansplaining, our body our choice"; and Argentina: "No nigga what, what would that even accomplish, there would still be piss residue inside the foreskin".
The debate lasted for days actually just a couple of minutes, resulting in an intellectual split that gave rise to two schools of thought:
- The School of Agartha: Where a WOMAN tells you how a real MAN acts.
- The School of Argentina: Where a FEMBOY tells you how a real MAN acts.
These two opposing schools of thought define the morals and ethics of the reps and slaves in the World Server ever since.