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'''Bing''' (born a very long time ago) also known as '''ISRAEL''', | '''Bing''' (born a very long time ago) also known as '''ISRAEL''', is a veteran movie night host, [[wikipedia:Investment banking|investment banker]] and a [[wikipedia:Rothschild family|Bingler banking family]] member. He is currently serving as one of [[the world|the world's]] [[Janitor|janitors]]. | ||
== Early life == | == Early life == | ||
Latest revision as of 09:16, 30 January 2026
| Bing | |
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| Totally not a Mossad agent | |
 A cartoon version of Bing, with his iconic hair | |
| General information | |
| Born | February 04 |
| Country | Israel |
| Status | Representative |
| Allegiance | World World Order |
| Years of service | Nov 2024 – Present |
| Wars | The Coal Coup |
Bing (born a very long time ago) also known as ISRAEL, is a veteran movie night host, investment banker and a Bingler banking family member. He is currently serving as one of the world's janitors.
Early life
Bing was born in The Holy Land, much like Jesus and other prominent figures. One of his defining traits is his luscious green hair, which has become a symbol of tranquility for many world members. Some speculate that his unusual hair colour is evidence for him being the prophesied Messiah that would save the world, which was promised to us 3000 years ago.
He joined the world not long after its inception, which makes him very old and wise.