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=== The Coal Coup disappearances ===
=== The Coal Coup disappearances ===
During the events of [[The Coal Coup]], there have been several unexplained disappearances of representatives and slaves alike. While the WIA agrees that this is indeed a tragedy, the official statement clearly states that it had no involvement in these disappearances (why would it, anyway?)
During the events of [[The Coal Coup]], there have been several unexplained disappearances of representatives and slaves alike. While the WIA agrees that this is indeed a tragedy, the official statement clearly states that it had no involvement in these disappearances (why would it, anyway?)
== WIA Labs ==
As of the [[Droyd Industries]] dissolution{{CitationNeeded}}, the WIA took over research & development duties as WIA Labs. Since then, WIA Labs have been an integral part of many R&D projects, such as:
* Establishing the [[worldchan#Social Credit|social credit]] system
* Establishing the [[worldchan#Worldchan Casino|Worldchan Casino]]
* Conducting various social & medical studies


== References ==
== References ==
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Latest revision as of 14:06, 29 January 2026

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World Intelligence Agency
Seal of the World Intelligence Agency
Agency overview
FormedDecember 2024
Leaderlifelover 🎒
AppointerWorld World Order
HeadquartersUnknown
EmployeesUnknown
Motto"Those who know do not speak. Those who speak do not know."―Lao Tsu[1]

The World Intelligence Agency (WIA) is a civilian community outreach initiative created by the World World Order to better understand the needs and wants of the people of the world. Its primary objective is conducting social surveys and helping those who need it most.

Conspiracy theories

"The Entity" cover-up

There have been rumors that the WIA concealed the existence of a being simply known as "The Entity," although there has been no evidence to support these claims. There is no reason why the WIA would conceal anything, let alone conceal the existence of some unidentified being. Such terminology suggests an alien life form, which is simply crazy talk.

The Coal Coup disappearances

During the events of The Coal Coup, there have been several unexplained disappearances of representatives and slaves alike. While the WIA agrees that this is indeed a tragedy, the official statement clearly states that it had no involvement in these disappearances (why would it, anyway?)

WIA Labs

As of the Droyd Industries dissolution[citation needed], the WIA took over research & development duties as WIA Labs. Since then, WIA Labs have been an integral part of many R&D projects, such as:

References

  1. ↑ Lao Tsu, Tao Te Ching