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}}'''Booger''' is the current representative of Sweden. | }} | ||
'''Booger''' (also known as '''SWEDEN''' or '''Kiki''') is the current representative of Sweden. | |||
She is known for [[wikipedia:Alcoholism|representing her Dinaric heritage]] with pride, having [[wikipedia:Cannibalism|odd culinary interests]], loving karaoke {{CitationNeeded|source?}}, [[#The Cumboard|conducting biological experiments]], having a high typing accuracy, and much more. | |||
== Early Life == | == Early Life == | ||
Booger is a specimen reportedly born in a Serbian laboratory on an undisclosed date. Her creation was part of a highly classified Serbian military operation conducted during the [[:en:Kosovo_War|Kosovo war]]. Much of her purpose remains unknown, but she is speculated to be a [[Farm Merge Valley|weapon of psychological warfare]]. It is unknown if the weapon was ever deployed, or if it remains active. | Booger is a specimen reportedly born in a Serbian laboratory on an undisclosed date. Her creation was part of a highly classified Serbian military operation conducted during the [[:en:Kosovo_War|Kosovo war]]. Much of her purpose remains unknown, but she is speculated to be a [[Farm Merge Valley|weapon of psychological warfare]]. It is unknown if the weapon was ever deployed, or if it remains active. | ||
Although the exact date is unknown, Booger was invited to [[the world]] by [[Midan|URUGUAY (Midan)]] | Although the exact date is unknown, Booger was invited to [[the world]] by [[Midan|URUGUAY (Midan)]] on November 25th, 2024. | ||
== Notable Events == | == Notable Events == | ||
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=== The Slave 066 Incident === | === The Slave 066 Incident === | ||
[HISTORIAN IS TIRED] | [HISTORIAN IS TIRED] | ||
=== Suicide Bread à la [[Rimfire]] === | |||
On {{Start date|2025|05|14}}, in her alcohol-fueled insomniac stupor, Booger decided to bake some bread. Due to the fact that she was at the time in VC with [[Rimfire]], most of what she could hear was likely "I need to kill myself". This culminated in the creation of a new delicacy – Suicide Bread à la [[Rimfire]]. | |||
[[File:Suicide bread a la rimfire.png|frameless|240px|center]] | |||
== The Cumboard == | |||
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| subheader = Biological experiment | |||
| image = [[File:Cumboard closeup.jpg|250px|frameless]] | |||
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| header1 = General information | |||
| label2 = Born | |||
| data2 = Unknown | |||
| label3 = Country | |||
| data3 = [[Sweden]] | |||
| label4 = Status | |||
| data4 = Crusty | |||
| label5 = Allegiance | |||
| data5 = [[Booger]] | |||
| label6 = Children | |||
| data6 = Cumboard Jr., Cumsung | |||
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'''The Cumboard''' is a keyboard-shaped human-keyboard hybrid. It contains so much biological material that it might as well have a citizenship. Why it still doesn't is a mystery. | |||
On {{Start date|2025|04|15}} Booger has revealed her long-running biological experiment, '''The Cumboard'''. Before the experiment, the specimen used to be a regular keyboard of unknown model. | |||
The experiment was simple; it consisted of using the keyboard for a prolonged amount of time without cleaning it. It resulted with the creation of The Cumboard. Content with the results of her experiments, Booger [[wikipedia:Rape|forced The Cumboard to have offspring]], namely Cumboard Jr. and Cumsung. They are now what could be described as a [[wikipedia:Prisoner of war|"happy family"]]. | |||
The ethical aspect of this experiment is a common topic of debate in [[the world]], however it is important to note that since the Cumboard family is not recognized as a species, nor are they citizens of any state, they do not fall under the protection of any human laws. | |||
[[File:Cumboard junior.jpg|400px|thumb|Cumboard Jr.|center]][[File:Booger_samsung.mp4|thumb|Cumsung|right]] | |||
Latest revision as of 03:22, 7 June 2025
| Booger | |
|---|---|
| Guardian angel | |
 | |
| General information | |
| Born | Unknown |
| Country | Sweden |
| Status | Representative |
| Allegiance | World World Order |
| Years of service | 2024–Present |
| Wars | The Coal Coup |
Booger (also known as SWEDEN or Kiki) is the current representative of Sweden.
She is known for representing her Dinaric heritage with pride, having odd culinary interests, loving karaoke [source?], conducting biological experiments, having a high typing accuracy, and much more.
Early Life
Booger is a specimen reportedly born in a Serbian laboratory on an undisclosed date. Her creation was part of a highly classified Serbian military operation conducted during the Kosovo war. Much of her purpose remains unknown, but she is speculated to be a weapon of psychological warfare. It is unknown if the weapon was ever deployed, or if it remains active.
Although the exact date is unknown, Booger was invited to the world by URUGUAY (Midan) on November 25th, 2024.
Notable Events
The Slave 066 Incident
[HISTORIAN IS TIRED]
Suicide Bread à la Rimfire
On May 14, 2025, in her alcohol-fueled insomniac stupor, Booger decided to bake some bread. Due to the fact that she was at the time in VC with Rimfire, most of what she could hear was likely "I need to kill myself". This culminated in the creation of a new delicacy – Suicide Bread à la Rimfire.
The Cumboard
| Cumboard | |
|---|---|
| Biological experiment | |
 | |
| General information | |
| Born | Unknown |
| Country | Sweden |
| Status | Crusty |
| Allegiance | Booger |
| Children | Cumboard Jr., Cumsung |
The Cumboard is a keyboard-shaped human-keyboard hybrid. It contains so much biological material that it might as well have a citizenship. Why it still doesn't is a mystery.
On April 15, 2025 Booger has revealed her long-running biological experiment, The Cumboard. Before the experiment, the specimen used to be a regular keyboard of unknown model.
The experiment was simple; it consisted of using the keyboard for a prolonged amount of time without cleaning it. It resulted with the creation of The Cumboard. Content with the results of her experiments, Booger forced The Cumboard to have offspring, namely Cumboard Jr. and Cumsung. They are now what could be described as a "happy family".
The ethical aspect of this experiment is a common topic of debate in the world, however it is important to note that since the Cumboard family is not recognized as a species, nor are they citizens of any state, they do not fall under the protection of any human laws.
