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Rimfire

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Rimfire
Theoretical Physicist
Rimfire's avatar, unchanged since 2018
General information
BornMay 3, 1469
AllegianceWorld World Order
InventionsThe Nothinginator
Years of service2024―Present
WarsThe Coal Coup

Rimfire (born sometime during The Great War) also known as PORTUGAL, is a world politician who is a council member in the World World Order since November 2024.

He is the world's theoretical physicist and is well known for short and informative posts, which he shares sparingly as to not disturb the chat's status quo.

Career

Rimfire's first job was serving as a general serving under Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus. Later on, he became an editor for Niccolò Machiavelli and leveraged his prior experience to co-publish Il Principe; Unfortunately, an executive decision was made to publish the book under Machiavelli's name without credit to Rimfire, in exchange for obscurity and lack of recognition.

Rimfire has been an unknown freelancer providing services such as military leadership, financial advice, therapy, screenwriting, etc.

Currently, he provides his services to the world as a theoretical physicist.

Major contributions

As a theoretical physicist, he has repeatedly proven with science that nothing ever happens. This has successfully saved the chat on multiple occasions and was very effective at containing potential casualties.

After being notified of enemy forces staging a coup, he immediately began developing a prototype of a device which later would save the world server.