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{{MemberInfo
| name = lifelover 🎢
| title = '''[[World Intelligence Agency|Chief Information Officer]]'''
| image = [[File:Remilia cat avatar.png|200px|frameless]]
| caption = lifelover's iconic Remilia cat avatar
| birthday = ██ / ██ / 2003
| country = [[wikipedia:Poland|Poland]]
| status = Representative
| allegiance = [[World World Order]]
| time_active = 2024–Present
| wars = [[The Coal Coup]]
}}

'''lifelover 🎢''' (born ██ / ██ / 2003) also known as '''POLAND''', is a world politician who is currently serving as the [[World Intelligence Agency|director of the World Intelligence Agency]], Chief Information Officer and [[World World Order|a council member of the World World Order]] since November 2024. He is one of the three founding members of the [[World World Order]]. He stands at around 29cm (11 inches) tall and weighs 60kg (132 lbs).

== Early life ==
Not much is known about lifelover's early life. It is likely that he spawned in the vicinity of the capital of [[Poland]], has an affinity for [https://ilongfornetworkspirituality.net/ Network Spirituality], loves the Remilia cat and is a [https://cult.inc proud cult member].

He joined [[the world]] on the day of its inception, making him [[wikipedia:Gargoyle|one of the oldest members]].

== Intelligence gathering ==
With the increasing growth of [[the world]], lifelover was tasked with [[wikipedia:Gang stalking|extensive screening]] of new members. This eventually led to the founding of the [[World Intelligence Agency]], which greatly excited him.

When asked why he was so eager to do his job for free, without any personal gain whatsoever, he said:
{{Blockquote|text=''Let's just say I have relevant experience. '''Don't worry about it.''' ''|author=lifelover 🎢}}

== War crime allegations ==
During [[The Coal Coup]] there have been many mysterious disappearances which have been rumored to be linked to the [[World Intelligence Agency]]. The WIA denied the allegations. Naturally, the press did not yield and questioned lifelover personally on this matter. He refused to comment, stating that the accusations are [[wikipedia:Plausible deniability|"baseless fiction."]]

== Personal life ==
lifelover is generally reserved and rarely shares information about his personal life. He likes to spend most of his time tinkering with computers and various software systems. His general demeanor is often described as mean, "the executioner" and "wholesome chungus."

==== Pepsi Addiction ====
lifelover is known for his addiction to drinking Pepsi. Doctors say his consumption has reached critical levels, and he is on the waitlist for open heart surgery due to his crippling addiction and obesity. His projected lifespan remains estimated at around 40 years, unless change is made soon.