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[[File:Farm Merge Valley farm.jpg|thumb|A farm in Farm Merge Valley]]
'''Farm Merge Valley''' is a competitive farming game in which players merge various animals and objects to upgrade them. The game involves managing farmland, growing crops, raising livestock, completing orders, and expanding the farming territory.

It also features a social aspect; The game encourages players to [[wikipedia:Multi-level_marketing|invite their friends and loved ones directly]] to help water crops, tend to animals and clear obstacles on their farm, [[wikipedia:Multi-level_marketing|which rewards both players]] with in-game currency and resources.

It has been observed that the primary goal of the game―which is [[wikipedia:Slavery|near-endless linear progression]]―was a catalyst for the evolution of the social aspect of the game. The way players are portrayed outside of the game seems to be directly influenced by their in-game statistics, such as the players' account level and the aesthetics of their virtual farm, as well as their presence during [[wikipedia:Supervised_injection_site|communal play sessions in the chat]]. Thus, non-players are [[wikipedia:Peer_pressure|encouraged]] to join in on [[wikipedia:Self-flagellation|the fun]].

== Controversies ==
=== The Merge Drug Epidemic ===
The Merge drug epidemic, also known as the "Merge Crisis" was an event which happened on the 21st of April 2025, and was caused by a new, highly addictive drug called "the merge" being introduced to [[the world]]. Those who had contact with the merge have shown symptoms similar to those addicted to amphetamine. The exact chemical characteristics are unknown.

Those afflicted by the merge suffer<ref>This is a baseless conspiracy theory that has been largely debunked.{{CitationNeeded}}</ref> from:
* Insomnia
* Loss of concentration
* Bursts of happiness
* Aggression or anger
* Elevated heart rate
* Dilated pupils
* Poverty<ref>This is caused by having to pay $40 (the richest world server member has $35.)</ref>

The addicts, which refer to themselves as "mergers," are often known to be "straight merging it" and "by it, I mean my farm"<ref>This is a clear reference to slave labor used to produce "merge" in Colombia, which suggests that the merge may be a global issue.</ref> Other times, the addicts<ref>I am not addicted and I can quit whenever I want.{{CitationNeeded|source?}}</ref> would beg for a "merge bonus" while visiting each other's "farms" (''euphemism for traphouse''.) The merge drug epidemic is an ongoing issue and is affecting many world residents at an increasing rate.

=== Alleged CIA Involvement ===
Extremely reliable sources{{CitationNeeded|who?}} have claimed that the United States' [[wikipedia:Central Intelligence Agency|Central Intelligence Agency]] (CIA) is behind the game as part of a plan known as "Operation MRGUltra," which is meant to demoralize the geniuses of [[the world]] by getting them hooked on a drug that, according to recent scientific studies published on the nature magazine,{{CitationNeeded}} is 100 gorillion times more addictive than fentanyl.

This is backed by a multitude of evidence, like users receiving cryptic and threatening messages from Farm Merge Valley, and the existence of a man known as "Greg" who is theorized to be a backdoor account with special permissions which allows the CIA to spy on users and collect their data.{{CitationNeeded|meds, NOW!!}}

=== Droyd Industries ===
It is rumored that Farm Merge Valley was developed by [[George Droyd]] under [[Droyd Industries]] as an attempt at revenge against the white man and opioids as whole, with the end goal of making his opps suffer what he experienced during his fentanyl addiction.

This claim is backed by an audio recording which was leaked by the Russian Telegram channel @RVvoenkory. In this recording, sound effects can be heard from which it may be inferred that Droyd merged 6 cows at once, likely triggering a huge dopamine spike in his brain. Then, he said the following:

{{Blockquote
|text=''Sheeeeeit nigga, these crackers ain't gonna know what hit 'em. If the Lord created anything better than this shit, he must've kept it for himself, dawg.''
|author=[[George Droyd]]
}}

The said audio recording can be heard below.

[[File:George_Droyd_playing_farm_merge_valley.mp3]]

The [[Football|CEO of Droyd Industries]] has yet to comment on this matter.

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[[Category:Mobile games]]
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