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[[File:JefeDeJefes.jpg|thumb|Diego Jose]]
Sesitive Young Man With a Heart of Gold AKA Diego Jose was born in November of 2004 to a humble family in the mountains of Chiapas inside a Zapatista anarchist comunity. The concept of currency did not exist in the comunity and villagers made all their transactions by bartering with farm animals and wild corn. (It is said the people there did not speak fluent spanish). (It is also said that they were unaware of the existence of the horse).

Diego Jose managed to escape after being rescued by the Spanish artist Chayanne who claimed to be his long lost father. This has yet to be confirmed but seems extremely likely.

== First Contact ==
He joined the world server on the same day of it's creation as a product of vodka during a night of confusion. In that night he laid the foundations for groundbreaking scientific and philosophical discoveries which granted him the unique "stupid role".

== Logitech c920 Weapons System ==
Diego Jose was granted a logitech webcam as a part of the official Mexican starter pack provided by the Mexican government as part of the "Discord del Bienestar" social program. The impact that this device had on the ears of the world server members cannot be understated, the mic was classified as an "auditory weapon of mass destruction" by the United Nations. It is rumored that the cocktator herself had to intervene and made Mexico sign an agreement to buy a new microphone. After this resolution the doomsday clock was rolled back 30 seconds.