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{{MemberInfo
| name = Booger
| title = Guardian angel
| image = [[File:Sweden pfp.jpg|250px|frameless]]
| birthday = Unknown
| country = [[Sweden]]
| status = Representative
| allegiance = [[World World Order]]
| time_active = 2024–Present
| wars = [[The Coal Coup]]
}}

'''Booger''' (also known as '''SWEDEN''' or '''Kiki''') is the current representative of Sweden.

She is known for [[wikipedia:Alcoholism|representing her Dinaric heritage]] with pride, having [[wikipedia:Cannibalism|odd culinary interests]], loving karaoke {{CitationNeeded|source?}}, [[#The Cumboard|conducting biological experiments]], having a high typing accuracy, and much more.

== Early Life ==
Booger is a specimen reportedly born in a Serbian laboratory on an undisclosed date. Her creation was part of a highly classified Serbian military operation conducted during the [[:en:Kosovo_War|Kosovo war]]. Much of her purpose remains unknown, but she is speculated to be a [[Farm Merge Valley|weapon of psychological warfare]]. It is unknown if the weapon was ever deployed, or if it remains active.

Although the exact date is unknown, Booger was invited to [[the world]] by [[Midan|URUGUAY (Midan)]] on November 25th, 2024.

== Notable Events ==

=== The Slave 066 Incident ===
[HISTORIAN IS TIRED]

=== Suicide Bread à la [[Rimfire]] ===
On {{Start date|2025|05|14}}, in her alcohol-fueled insomniac stupor, Booger decided to bake some bread. Due to the fact that she was at the time in VC with [[Rimfire]], most of what she could hear was likely "I need to kill myself". This culminated in the creation of a new delicacy – Suicide Bread à la [[Rimfire]].

[[File:Suicide bread a la rimfire.png|frameless|300px|center]]

== The Cumboard ==
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| subheader = Biological experiment
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| header1 = General information
| label2 = Born
| data2 = Unknown
| label3 = Country
| data3 = [[Sweden]]
| label4 = Status
| data4 = Crusty
| label5 = Allegiance
| data5 = [[Booger]]
| label6 = Children
| data6 = Cumboard Jr., Cumsung
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'''The Cumboard''' is a keyboard-shaped human-keyboard hybrid. It contains so much biological material that it might as well have a citizenship. Why it still doesn't is a mystery.

On {{Start date|2025|04|15}} Booger has revealed her long-running biological experiment, '''The Cumboard'''. Before the experiment, the specimen used to be a regular keyboard of unknown model.

The experiment was simple; it consisted of using the keyboard for a prolonged amount of time without cleaning it. It resulted with the creation of The Cumboard. Content with the results of her experiments, Booger [[wikipedia:Rape|forced The Cumboard to have offspring]], namely Cumboard Jr. and Cumsung. They are now what could be described as a [[wikipedia:Prisoner of war|"happy family"]].

The ethical aspect of this experiment is a common topic of debate in [[the world]], however it is important to note that since the Cumboard family is not recognized as a species, nor are they citizens of any state, they do not fall under the protection of any human laws.

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File:Cumboard.jpg|Cumboard
File:Cumboard junior.jpg|Cumboard Jr.
File:Booger_samsung.mp4|Cumsung
</gallery>