View source for Chud's Laws of Happenings

[[File:Chud's law of happenings.webp|thumb|A graph illustrating Chud's Laws of Happenings]]
'''Chud's Laws of Happenings''', also referred to as '''nothing ever happens''', are the theoretical laws describing the likelihood of something happening published by [[Rimfire|Professor Rimfire]] in February 2025 after [[The Coal Coup]], and are the current description of how likely something is to happen.

== Laws ==

=== First law ===
Nothing ever happens.

=== Second law ===
Percent progress towards a major happening shall always increase closer to, but never reach, 100%, at which point something would happen, but by the 1st law, nothing ever happens.