World Intelligence Agency - Revision history

Sal'goth the Incinerator: semantics

2026-03-15T01:28:06Z

semantics

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	== History ==		== History ==
	=== Operation Serious Hat ===		=== Operation Serious Hat ===
	Following [[The Coal Coup]], WIA agents continued to surveil The Coal Factory and gather information on compromised and potentially compromised members. During this operation, a scheme by [[Caligula\|DIXIELAND]] and [[Ataturk\|TURKEY]] was uncovered; the objective of ~~said scheme~~ was to mass-report [[Booger\|SWEDEN]] and get her account banned. This was unsuccessful, and the perpetrators were [[w:Deportation\|given a one way ticket]] to the [[w:Gulag\|Russian Disneyland]].		Following [[The Coal Coup]], WIA agents continued to surveil The Coal Factory and gather information on compromised and potentially compromised members. During this operation, a scheme by [[Caligula\|DIXIELAND]] and [[Ataturk\|TURKEY]] was uncovered; the objective of which was to mass-report [[Booger\|SWEDEN]] and get her account banned. This was unsuccessful, and the perpetrators were [[w:Deportation\|given a one way ticket]] to the [[w:Gulag\|Russian Disneyland]].

	=== Operation Winter Wrap-up ===		=== Operation Winter Wrap-up ===

Sal'goth the Incinerator: +Operation Serious Hat, +Operation Winter Wrap-up

2026-03-15T01:27:09Z

+Operation Serious Hat, +Operation Winter Wrap-up

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	The '''World Intelligence Agency''' ('''WIA''') is a [[wikipedia:Death squad\|civilian community outreach initiative]] created by the [[World World Order]] to better understand the needs and wants of the people of [[the world]]. Its primary objective is conducting [[wikipedia:Psychological warfare\|social surveys]] and [[wikipedia:Enforced disappearance\|helping those who need it most]].		The '''World Intelligence Agency''' ('''WIA''') is a [[wikipedia:Death squad\|civilian community outreach initiative]] created by the [[World World Order]] to better understand the needs and wants of the people of [[the world]]. Its primary objective is conducting [[wikipedia:Psychological warfare\|social surveys]] and [[wikipedia:Enforced disappearance\|helping those who need it most]].

			== History ==
			=== Operation Serious Hat ===
			Following [[The Coal Coup]], WIA agents continued to surveil The Coal Factory and gather information on compromised and potentially compromised members. During this operation, a scheme by [[Caligula\|DIXIELAND]] and [[Ataturk\|TURKEY]] was uncovered; the objective of said scheme was to mass-report [[Booger\|SWEDEN]] and get her account banned. This was unsuccessful, and the perpetrators were [[w:Deportation\|given a one way ticket]] to the [[w:Gulag\|Russian Disneyland]].

			=== Operation Winter Wrap-up ===
			On {{Start date\|2025\|12\|12}}, the WIA [[w:Capital punishment\|consensually relocated]] a few [[w:United Kingdom\|island nation]] natives (and a [[w:Uruguayans\|blue Spaniard]]) due to their involvement in repeated harassment of a [[w:Mouse\|peaceful rodent who is also a pastry chef]].

			Most of the outrage that followed was caused by the consensual relocations of [[Ari\|ENGLAND]] and [[Midan\|URUGUAY]].

	== Conspiracy theories ==		== Conspiracy theories ==

Sal'goth the Incinerator: Added: WIA Labs

2026-01-29T14:06:54Z

Added: WIA Labs

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	=== The Coal Coup disappearances ===		=== The Coal Coup disappearances ===
	During the events of [[The Coal Coup]], there have been several unexplained disappearances of representatives and slaves alike. While the WIA agrees that this is indeed a tragedy, the official statement clearly states that it had no involvement in these disappearances (why would it, anyway?)		During the events of [[The Coal Coup]], there have been several unexplained disappearances of representatives and slaves alike. While the WIA agrees that this is indeed a tragedy, the official statement clearly states that it had no involvement in these disappearances (why would it, anyway?)

			== WIA Labs ==
			As of the [[Droyd Industries]] dissolution{{CitationNeeded}}, the WIA took over research & development duties as WIA Labs. Since then, WIA Labs have been an integral part of many R&D projects, such as:
			* Establishing the [[worldchan#Social Credit\|social credit]] system
			* Establishing the [[worldchan#Worldchan Casino\|Worldchan Casino]]
			* Conducting various social & medical studies

	== References ==		== References ==
	{{Reflist}}		{{Reflist}}

Sal'goth the Incinerator: updated links

2025-04-24T20:15:23Z

updated links

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	\| data2 = December 2024		\| data2 = December 2024
	\| label3 = Leader		\| label3 = Leader
	\| data3 = [[~~Poland (yellow cat)~~]]		\| data3 = [[lifelover 🎢]]
	\| label4 = Appointer		\| label4 = Appointer
	\| data4 = [[World World Order]]		\| data4 = [[World World Order]]

Sal'goth the Incinerator: WIP

2025-04-23T18:45:26Z

WIP

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{{WWOWIA}}
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{{Infobox
| title = World Intelligence Agency
| headerstyle = background: #efefef
| image = [[File:WIA Logo.png|frameless|200px]]
| caption = Seal of the World Intelligence Agency
| header1 = Agency overview
| label2 = Formed
| data2 = December 2024
| label3 = Leader
| data3 = [[Poland (yellow cat)]]
| label4 = Appointer
| data4 = [[World World Order]]
| label5 = Headquarters
| data5 = Unknown
| label6 = Employees
| data6 = Unknown
| label7 = Motto
| data7 = "''Those who know do not speak. Those who speak do not know.''"―Lao Tsu<ref>Lao Tsu, [[wikipedia:Tao Te Ching|Tao Te Ching]]</ref>
}}
The '''World Intelligence Agency''' ('''WIA''') is a [[wikipedia:Death squad|civilian community outreach initiative]] created by the [[World World Order]] to better understand the needs and wants of the people of [[the world]]. Its primary objective is conducting [[wikipedia:Psychological warfare|social surveys]] and [[wikipedia:Enforced disappearance|helping those who need it most]].

== Conspiracy theories ==
=== "The Entity" cover-up ===
There have been rumors that the WIA concealed the existence of a being simply known as "The Entity," although there has been no evidence to support these claims. There is no reason why the WIA would conceal anything, let alone conceal the existence of some unidentified being. Such terminology suggests an alien life form, which is simply crazy talk.

=== The Coal Coup disappearances ===
During the events of [[The Coal Coup]], there have been several unexplained disappearances of representatives and slaves alike. While the WIA agrees that this is indeed a tragedy, the official statement clearly states that it had no involvement in these disappearances (why would it, anyway?)

== References ==
{{Reflist}}