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Vans at 20:20, 9 September 2026

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	'''Vans''', also known as '''SLAVE 115''' (formerly '''181'''), is a well known world criminal and insane ~~world~~ autist who has several PhDs in useless shit nobody cares about. He is a known for selling WMDs to various extremist groups across the world and lives in the secluded unrecognized micronation [[wikipedia:Republic of Molossia\|Kickassia]].		'''Vans''', also known as '''SLAVE 115''' (formerly '''181'''), is a well known world criminal and insane autist who has several PhDs in useless shit nobody cares about. He is a known for selling WMDs to various extremist groups across the world and lives in the secluded unrecognized micronation [[wikipedia:Republic of Molossia\|Kickassia]].

	== Early life ==		== Early life ==

Vans at 17:03, 9 September 2026

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	== Trivia ==		== Trivia ==
	* Ironically enough, Vans' original slave name was not the one he currently has now. It was formerly '''SLAVE 181''', but it was forgotten until September 2, 2026, where he found it by checking old Farm Merge Valley notifications.		* Ironically enough, Vans' original slave name was not the one he currently has now. It was formerly '''SLAVE 181''', but it was forgotten until September 2, 2026, where he found it by checking old [[Farm Merge Valley]] notifications.
	** He chose 115 because it reminded him of [https://youtu.be/vK%20uuXRtP2Q his favorite track from Black Ops Zombies].		** He chose 115 because it reminded him of [https://youtu.be/vK%20uuXRtP2Q his favorite track from Black Ops Zombies].
	* Vans currently resides in the unrecognized independent nation of [[wikipedia:New York (state)\|New Jersey]] as he is wanted in his home country.		* Vans currently resides in the unrecognized independent nation of [[wikipedia:New York (state)\|New Jersey]] as he is wanted in his home country.

Vans at 18:30, 2 September 2026

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	* Ironically enough, Vans' original slave name was not the one he currently has now. It was formerly '''SLAVE 181''', but it was forgotten until September 2, 2026, where he found it by checking old Farm Merge Valley notifications.		* Ironically enough, Vans' original slave name was not the one he currently has now. It was formerly '''SLAVE 181''', but it was forgotten until September 2, 2026, where he found it by checking old Farm Merge Valley notifications.
	** He chose 115 because it reminded him of [https://youtu.be/vK%20uuXRtP2Q his favorite track from Black Ops Zombies].		** He chose 115 because it reminded him of [https://youtu.be/vK%20uuXRtP2Q his favorite track from Black Ops Zombies].
	* Vans currently resides in the unrecognized independent nation of [[wikipedia:New York (state)\|New Jersey]].		* Vans currently resides in the unrecognized independent nation of [[wikipedia:New York (state)\|New Jersey]] as he is wanted in his home country.

Vans: Created page with "{{MemberInfo|name=Vans |title=Illegitimate Representative of Kickassia |image=frameless |birthday=██-██-2003 |country=USA (''de jure'')
Kickassia (''de facto'') |status=Slave |allegiance=Kickassia |time_active=April 2025 – present}} '''Vans''', also known as '''SLAVE 115''' (formerly '''181'''), is a well..."

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Created page with "{{MemberInfo|name=Vans |title=Illegitimate Representative of Kickassia |image=200px|frameless |birthday=██-██-2003 |country=USA (''de jure'') Kickassia (''de facto'') |status=Slave |allegiance=Kickassia |time_active=April 2025 – present}} '''Vans''', also known as '''SLAVE 115''' (formerly '''181'''), is a well..."

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{{MemberInfo|name=Vans
|title=Illegitimate Representative of Kickassia
|image=[[File:Vans-avatar.png|200px|frameless]]
|birthday=██-██-2003
|country=[[wikipedia:USA|USA]] (''de jure'') 
[[wikipedia:Republic of Molossia|Kickassia]] (''de facto'')
|status=[[Slave]]
|allegiance=[[wikipedia:Republic of Molossia|Kickassia]]
|time_active=April 2025 – present}}

'''Vans''', also known as '''SLAVE 115''' (formerly '''181'''), is a well known world criminal and insane world autist who has several PhDs in useless shit nobody cares about. He is a known for selling WMDs to various extremist groups across the world and lives in the secluded unrecognized micronation [[wikipedia:Republic of Molossia|Kickassia]].

== Early life ==
Vans was born in the harsh lands of New York, being forced to endure life in a miserable shithole with 8 million Americans. Because he did not want to live in Bronxghanistan, he moved to the secluded nation of Kickassia (Molossia at the time) and became friends with their leader.

As Doug Walker the Nostalgia Critic and his Channel Awesome forces [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJuz70OHrxE invaded and established Kickassia], Vans dealt with the harsh rules the Critic established, and decided to travel overseas, visiting wonderful island utopias such as [[wikipedia:Sazan|Sazan]] and [[wikipedia:Little Saint James|Little Saint James]]. When he was detained in ███████████ for illegally distributing severed limbs to world elites, it was rumored that his cellmate was convicted sex offender [[wikipedia:Peter Scully|Peter Scully]].

== Career ==
Vans would join the world server after recieving an invitation, but left after a few weeks. He joined a year later after begging [[Agartha (cocktator)|Cocktator]] for another invite. Due to the fact that he forgot his slave name, he was given the name "SLAVE 115" as a replacement.

== Trivia ==
* Ironically enough, Vans' original slave name was not the one he currently has now. It was formerly '''SLAVE 181''', but it was forgotten until September 2, 2026, where he found it by checking old Farm Merge Valley notifications.
** He chose 115 because it reminded him of [https://youtu.be/vK%20uuXRtP2Q his favorite track from Black Ops Zombies].
* Vans currently resides in the unrecognized independent nation of [[wikipedia:New York (state)|New Jersey]].