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Sal'goth the Incinerator: /* Negotiation attempts */

2025-10-27T01:17:30Z

Negotiation attempts

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	=== Negotiation attempts ===		=== Negotiation attempts ===
	There ~~has~~ been a few attempts by DIXIELAND to negotiate with the [[WWO Council]] to allow him to return to the world. Some of his offers include but are not limited to:		There have been <s>a few</s> MANY attempts by DIXIELAND to negotiate with the [[WWO Council]] to allow him to return to the world. Some of his offers include but are not limited to:

	* $20 USD		* $20 USD
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	* His shaved afro in a bucket		* His shaved afro in a bucket
	* [[Cult of 4\|4]] ibuprofen		* [[Cult of 4\|4]] ibuprofen
			* [[Caligula#Orc_of_The_Gates\|Guarding the gates]]

	All negotiation attempts and spiritual offerings have been rejected.		All negotiation attempts and spiritual offerings have been rejected.

C0ck: /* The Nothinginator */

2025-07-24T19:09:03Z

The Nothinginator

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	== The Nothinginator ==		== The Nothinginator ==
	The nothinginator was an experimental weapon being developed by [[Rimfire\|PORTUGAL (Rimfire)]] under the guise of [[Droyd Industries]]. The weapon was untested and unstable, but there was no time to hesitate. It was quickly unloaded onto the entire Coal Factory in response to the coup. The weapon worked as intended, rendering their entire coup nullified. Doomed for nothing to ever happen, as per Chud's Law of Happenings.		The nothinginator was an experimental weapon being developed by [[Rimfire\|PORTUGAL (Rimfire)]] under the guise of [[Droyd Industries]]. The weapon was untested and unstable, but there was no time to hesitate. It was quickly unloaded onto the entire Coal Factory in response to the coup. The weapon worked as intended, rendering their entire coup nullified. Doomed for nothing to ever happen, as per [[Chud's Laws of Happenings\|Chud's Law of Happenings]].

	== Aftermath ==		== Aftermath ==

C0ck: /* The Attack */

2025-06-07T02:12:46Z

The Attack

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	== The Attack ==		== The Attack ==
	On February 25th 2025, the Coal Coup began their attack in response to [[Caligula\|DIXIELAND (Caligula)]] being banned from the world. This resulted in DIXIELAND acquiring administrator permissions from [[Antarctica\|ANTARCTICA]] The staff team's permissions were removed, and DIXIELAND began his [[Niggerbabble\|victory speech]], as the chats flooded with coal. The staff team immediately moved to a group DM.		On February 25th 2025, the Coal Coup began their attack in response to [[Caligula\|DIXIELAND (Caligula)]] being banned from the world. This resulted in DIXIELAND acquiring administrator permissions from [[Antarctica\|ANTARCTICA]]. The staff team's permissions were removed, and DIXIELAND began his [[Niggerbabble\|victory speech]], as the chats flooded with coal. The staff team immediately moved to a group DM.

	During this time, The Coal Factory released a decree, imitating the official [[WWO Council\|council]] decrees. In this decree, it was revealed that The Coal Factory intended to hold a public, democratic trial of each staff member, deciding if they would keep their staff permissions during the New Coal Order.		During this time, The Coal Factory released a decree, imitating the official [[WWO Council\|council]] decrees. In this decree, it was revealed that The Coal Factory intended to hold a public, democratic trial of each staff member, deciding if they would keep their staff permissions during the New Coal Order.

C0ck at 22:34, 2 June 2025

2025-06-02T22:34:01Z

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	* [[Cult of 4\|4]] ibuprofen		* [[Cult of 4\|4]] ibuprofen

	All negotiation attempts and spiritual offerings have been rejected.<gallery mode="nolines">		All negotiation attempts and spiritual offerings have been rejected.

			<gallery mode="nolines" widths="180" caption="Coal Factory Fanart Gallery
			">
	File:White dixie screencap 1.png		File:White dixie screencap 1.png
	File:White dixie screencap 2.png		File:White dixie screencap 2.png

C0ck: /* Negotiation attempts */

2025-06-02T22:32:42Z

Negotiation attempts

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	* [[Cult of 4\|4]] ibuprofen		* [[Cult of 4\|4]] ibuprofen

	All negotiation attempts and spiritual offerings have been rejected.		All negotiation attempts and spiritual offerings have been rejected.<gallery mode="nolines">
			File:White dixie screencap 1.png
			File:White dixie screencap 2.png
			File:Nuremberg trials.png
			File:Coal coup fanart 2.png
			File:Coal coup fanart.png
			</gallery>

C0ck at 22:19, 2 June 2025

2025-06-02T22:19:13Z

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	\| strength2 = {{flagicon image\|Coal Factory Flag.png}} 9 representatives<br/>{{flagicon image\|Coal Factory Flag.png}} 2 slaves<br/>Sexually vulgar song about [[Cocktator\|AGARTHA]]<br/>[[Footfungus\|German painter]]<br/>[[The Entity]]<br/>[[Niggerbabble]]		\| strength2 = {{flagicon image\|Coal Factory Flag.png}} 9 representatives<br/>{{flagicon image\|Coal Factory Flag.png}} 2 slaves<br/>Sexually vulgar song about [[Cocktator\|AGARTHA]]<br/>[[Footfungus\|German painter]]<br/>[[The Entity]]<br/>[[Niggerbabble]]
	\| casualties1 = [[Footfungus\|Art slave]]{{Executed}}<br/>Tummy ache<br/>		\| casualties1 = [[Footfungus\|Art slave]]{{Executed}}<br/>Tummy ache<br/>
	\| casualties2 = 9 representatives<br/>2 slaves<br/>Coal factory HQ blown up<br/>14,880 tons of coal burned		\| casualties2 = 9 representatives<br/>2 slaves<br/>Coal factory HQ blown up<br/>14,880 tons of coal burned<br/>1 afro</br>

	}}		}}

C0ck: /* Casualties and suicides */

2025-06-02T16:30:03Z

Casualties and suicides

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	* [[Sirius\|AUSTRIA (Sirius)]]		* [[Sirius\|AUSTRIA (Sirius)]]
	* [[~~Sundown~~\|ABKHAZIA (Sundown)]]		* [[The Entity\|ABKHAZIA (Sundown)]]
	* [[Asinus\|DJIBOUTI (Asinus)]]		* [[Asinus\|DJIBOUTI (Asinus)]]
	* [[Dolan\|SLOVAKIA (Dolan)]]		* [[Dolan\|SLOVAKIA (Dolan)]]

Sal'goth the Incinerator: /* Casualties and suicides */

2025-05-15T07:06:01Z

Casualties and suicides

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	=== Casualties and suicides ===		=== Casualties and suicides ===
	Many innocent slaves were killed during the great migration, and many more defectors were dealt with in order to maintain peace. ~~Some~~ of ~~the most notable~~ losses ~~are as follows~~:		Many innocent slaves were killed during the great migration, and many more defectors were dealt with in order to maintain peace. Below is a list of confirmed losses:

	* AUSTRIA (Sirius)		* [[Sirius\|AUSTRIA (Sirius)]]
	* ABKHAZIA (Sundown)		* [[Sundown\|ABKHAZIA (Sundown)]]
	* DJIBOUTI (Asinus)		* [[Asinus\|DJIBOUTI (Asinus)]]
	* SLOVAKIA (Dolan)		* [[Dolan\|SLOVAKIA (Dolan)]]
	* SIBERIA (Inquis)		* [[Inquis\|SIBERIA (Inquis)]]
	* SLAVE 069 (Spergy)		* [[Spergy\|SLAVE 069 (Spergy)]]
	* GERMANY (Footfungus)		* [[Footfungus\|GERMANY (Footfungus)]]
	* SLAVE 047 (Wiggler)		* [[Wiggler\|SLAVE 047 (Wiggler)]]
	* SERBIA (Vex)		* [[Vex\|SERBIA (Vex)]]

	=== Negotiation attempts ===		=== Negotiation attempts ===

Sal'goth the Incinerator: added infobox

2025-05-15T06:59:53Z

added infobox

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			{{Infobox military conflict
			\| conflict = The Coal Coup
			\| caption = The '' '''Battle of Lützen''' '' by [[Carl Wahlbom]] shows the death of King [[Gustavus Adolphus]] on 16 November 1632.
			\| date = 26 February 2025
			\| place = In #un-meeting, [[the world]]
			\| result = Decisive [[WWO]] victory <br />(see {{blue\|Aftermath}} section)
			\| combatant1 = {{flagicon image\|WWO Flag.png}} [[World World Order]]<br/>{{flagicon image\|WIA Logo.png}} [[World Intelligence Agency]]<br/>{{flagicon image\|Representatives Flag.png}} [[Representatives]]<br/>{{flagicon image\|Slaves Flag.png}} [[Slaves]]
			\| combatant2 = {{flagicon image\|Coal Factory Flag.png}} [[Coal Factory]]
			\| commander1 = {{flagicon image\|WWO Flag.png}} [[Cocktator\|AGARTHA]]<br/>{{flagicon image\|WWO Flag.png}} [[lifelover 🎢\|POLAND]]<br/>{{flagicon image\|WWO Flag.png}} [[Football\|CASCADIA]]<br/>{{flagicon image\|WWO Flag.png}} [[Sensitive young man with a heart of gold\|MEXICO]]<br/>
			\| commander2 = {{flagicon image\|Coal Factory Flag.png}} [[Caligula\|DIXIELAND (Caligula)]]{{AWOL}}<br/>{{flagicon image\|Antarctica Flag.png}} [[Antarctica\|ANTARCTICA]]{{Surrendered}}
			\| strength1 = {{flagicon image\|WWO Flag.png}} [[Worldchan]]<br/>{{flagicon image\|Representatives Flag.png}} 21 representatives<br />{{flagicon image\|Slaves Flag.png}} 69 slaves<br />Blessing of Worldchan<br/>13 metric tons of gems<br/>[[Rimfire#The Nothinginator\|The Nothinginator]]<br/>Critical thinking skills<br/>
			\| strength2 = {{flagicon image\|Coal Factory Flag.png}} 9 representatives<br/>{{flagicon image\|Coal Factory Flag.png}} 2 slaves<br/>Sexually vulgar song about [[Cocktator\|AGARTHA]]<br/>[[Footfungus\|German painter]]<br/>[[The Entity]]<br/>[[Niggerbabble]]
			\| casualties1 = [[Footfungus\|Art slave]]{{Executed}}<br/>Tummy ache<br/>
			\| casualties2 = 9 representatives<br/>2 slaves<br/>Coal factory HQ blown up<br/>14,880 tons of coal burned
			}}

	[[File:Wholesome image.png\|thumb\|Fanart depicting [[Agartha (cocktator)\|Agartha]], [[lifelover 🎢\|Poland]], [[Football\|Cascadia]] and Coal-Chan (left to right)]]		[[File:Wholesome image.png\|thumb\|Fanart depicting [[Agartha (cocktator)\|Agartha]], [[lifelover 🎢\|Poland]], [[Football\|Cascadia]] and Coal-Chan (left to right)]]
	'''The Coal Coup''' was a hostile takeover attempt orchestrated by [[Caligula\|DIXIELAND (Caligula)]]. After the coup, he intended to bring justice to the staff team for their part in the "coal genocide" and the death of [[The ~~entity~~\|ABKHAZIA (██████)]]. The attack was unsuccessful and all related members mysteriously disappeared.		'''The Coal Coup''' was a hostile takeover attempt orchestrated by [[Caligula\|DIXIELAND (Caligula)]]. After the coup, he intended to bring justice to the staff team for their part in the "coal genocide" and the death of [[The Entity\|ABKHAZIA (██████)]]. The attack was unsuccessful and all related members mysteriously disappeared.

	== Background ==		== Background ==
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	== The Attack ==		== The Attack ==
	On February 25th 2025, the Coal Coup began their attack in response to DIXIELAND (Caligula) being banned from the world. This resulted in DIXIELAND acquiring administrator permissions from [[Antarctica\|ANTARCTICA]] The staff team's permissions were removed, and DIXIELAND began his [[Niggerbabble\|victory speech]], as the chats flooded with coal. The staff team immediately moved to a group DM.		On February 25th 2025, the Coal Coup began their attack in response to [[Caligula\|DIXIELAND (Caligula)]] being banned from the world. This resulted in DIXIELAND acquiring administrator permissions from [[Antarctica\|ANTARCTICA]] The staff team's permissions were removed, and DIXIELAND began his [[Niggerbabble\|victory speech]], as the chats flooded with coal. The staff team immediately moved to a group DM.

	During this time, The Coal Factory released a decree, imitating the official [[WWO Council\|council]] decrees. In this decree, it was revealed that The Coal Factory intended to hold a public, democratic trial of each staff member, deciding if they would keep their staff permissions during the New Coal Order.		During this time, The Coal Factory released a decree, imitating the official [[WWO Council\|council]] decrees. In this decree, it was revealed that The Coal Factory intended to hold a public, democratic trial of each staff member, deciding if they would keep their staff permissions during the New Coal Order.
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	The nothinginator was an experimental weapon being developed by [[Rimfire\|PORTUGAL (Rimfire)]] under the guise of [[Droyd Industries]]. The weapon was untested and unstable, but there was no time to hesitate. It was quickly unloaded onto the entire Coal Factory in response to the coup. The weapon worked as intended, rendering their entire coup nullified. Doomed for nothing to ever happen, as per Chud's Law of Happenings.		The nothinginator was an experimental weapon being developed by [[Rimfire\|PORTUGAL (Rimfire)]] under the guise of [[Droyd Industries]]. The weapon was untested and unstable, but there was no time to hesitate. It was quickly unloaded onto the entire Coal Factory in response to the coup. The weapon worked as intended, rendering their entire coup nullified. Doomed for nothing to ever happen, as per Chud's Law of Happenings.

	== ~~Results~~ ==		== Aftermath ==

	=== The ~~great migration~~ ===		=== The Great Migration ===
	The ~~great migration~~ occurred when AGARTHA purged nearly all members of the world in order to avoid risking server or account deletion of anyone involved. Most people made it into the backup world; a blank server with 1 read-only text channel.		The Great Migration occurred when AGARTHA purged nearly all members of the world in order to avoid risking server or account deletion of anyone involved. Most people made it into the backup world; a blank server with 1 read-only text channel.

	Martial law was enacted, and the [[GemJak Division\|GJD (Gemjak Division)]] was formed. █████ █████ █████ ███ █████ ███████████ ██████████ █████ █████ █████████ ███████ █████ ██ ████████ ██ ████ ████ ███ ██████ █████████ ███████ ████ ███ ████ ███████ █████ ███████████ █████ ███ █████████ █████████████.		Martial law was enacted, and the [[GemJak Division\|GJD (Gemjak Division)]] was formed. █████ █████ █████ ███ █████ ███████████ ██████████ █████ █████ █████████ ███████ █████ ██ ████████ ██ ████ ████ ███ ██████ █████████ ███████ ████ ███ ████ ███████ █████ ███████████ █████ ███ █████████ █████████████.
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	* AUSTRIA (Sirius)		* AUSTRIA (Sirius)
			* ABKHAZIA (Sundown)
			* DJIBOUTI (Asinus)
			* SLOVAKIA (Dolan)
			* SIBERIA (Inquis)
	* SLAVE 069 (Spergy)		* SLAVE 069 (Spergy)
	* GERMANY (~~Foot Fungus~~)		* GERMANY (Footfungus)
	* SLAVE 047 (Wiggler)		* SLAVE 047 (Wiggler)
	* SERBIA (Vex)		* SERBIA (Vex)

	=== Negotiation attempts ===		=== Negotiation attempts ===
	There has been a few attempts by DIXIELAND to negotiate with the WWO Council to allow him to return to the world. Some of his offers include but are not limited to:		There has been a few attempts by DIXIELAND to negotiate with the [[WWO Council]] to allow him to return to the world. Some of his offers include but are not limited to:

	* $20 USD		* $20 USD

Unpaid intern 14: fixed tiny things that really really really really really bothered me

2025-05-12T07:52:59Z

fixed tiny things that really really really really really bothered me

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	[[File:Wholesome image.png\|thumb\|Fanart depicting [[Agartha (cocktator)\|Agartha]], [[lifelover 🎢\|Poland]], [[Football\|Cascadia]] and Coal-Chan (left to right)]]		[[File:Wholesome image.png\|thumb\|Fanart depicting [[Agartha (cocktator)\|Agartha]], [[lifelover 🎢\|Poland]], [[Football\|Cascadia]] and Coal-Chan (left to right)]]
	'''The Coal Coup''' was a hostile takeover attempt orchestrated by [[Caligula\|DIXIELAND (Caligula.)]] After the coup, he intended to bring justice to the staff team for their part in the "coal genocide" and the death of ~~ABKHAZIA (~~[[The entity\|██████.]]) The attack was unsuccessful and all related members mysteriously disappeared.		'''The Coal Coup''' was a hostile takeover attempt orchestrated by [[Caligula\|DIXIELAND (Caligula)]]. After the coup, he intended to bring justice to the staff team for their part in the "coal genocide" and the death of [[The entity\|ABKHAZIA (██████)]]. The attack was unsuccessful and all related members mysteriously disappeared.

	== Background ==		== Background ==

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	* [[Sirius\|AUSTRIA (Sirius)]]		* [[Sirius\|AUSTRIA (Sirius)]]
	* [[~~Sundown~~\|ABKHAZIA (Sundown)]]		* [[The Entity\|ABKHAZIA (Sundown)]]
	* [[Asinus\|DJIBOUTI (Asinus)]]		* [[Asinus\|DJIBOUTI (Asinus)]]
	* [[Dolan\|SLOVAKIA (Dolan)]]		* [[Dolan\|SLOVAKIA (Dolan)]]