Slave 001 - Revision history

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	*Having such an [[wikipedia:Mewing (orthotropics)\|immaculate jawline]] that puts [[wikipedia:Robert Pattinson\|Robert Pattinson]] to shame.		*Having such an [[wikipedia:Mewing (orthotropics)\|immaculate jawline]] that puts [[wikipedia:Robert Pattinson\|Robert Pattinson]] to shame.
	*Having stopped a six foot boulder from crushing the world server machine.		*Having stopped a six foot boulder from crushing the world server machine.
	*[[wikipedia:Fact\|Objectively having the right opinion on anything ~~any~~ everything]]<ref name="Facts"/>.		*[[wikipedia:Fact\|Objectively having the right opinion on anything and everything]]<ref name="Facts"/>.
	*It actually being [[bing]].		*It actually being [[bing]].
	*It actually being [[bing]]'s son.		*It actually being [[bing]]'s son.

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	*Having such an [[wikipedia:Mewing (orthotropics)\|immaculate jawline]] that puts [[wikipedia:Robert Pattinson\|Robert Pattinson]] to shame.		*Having such an [[wikipedia:Mewing (orthotropics)\|immaculate jawline]] that puts [[wikipedia:Robert Pattinson\|Robert Pattinson]] to shame.
	*Having stopped a six foot boulder from crushing the world server machine.		*Having stopped a six foot boulder from crushing the world server machine.
	*Objectively having the right opinion on anything any everything.		*[[wikipedia:Fact\|Objectively having the right opinion on anything any everything]]<ref name="Facts"/>.
	*It actually being [[bing]].		*It actually being [[bing]].
	*It actually being [[bing]]'s son.		*It actually being [[bing]]'s son.

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	'''SLAVE 001''' (name unknown) is the first known [[slave]] in existence. ~~They~~ are prophesied to bring about the Golden Age of ~~The World~~ and are destined to become the rightful leader and representative of the [[WWO]].		'''SLAVE 001''' (name unknown) is the first known [[slave]] in existence. Upon their return, they are prophesied to bring about the Golden Age of Worldchan and are destined to become the rightful leader and representative of the [[WWO]].

	Any slave or representative who claims to be 001 without proof is automatically [[wikipedia:Shadow banning\|'nished to the bottom of the niggerbyss]], as [[wikipedia:Live action role-playing game\|blasphemy]] is a cruel sin only one with the darkest of hearts can commit.		Any slave or representative who claims to be 001 without proof is automatically [[wikipedia:Shadow banning\|'nished to the bottom of the niggerbyss]], as [[wikipedia:Live action role-playing game\|blasphemy]] is a cruel sin only one with the darkest of hearts can commit.
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	== Facts ==		== Facts ==
	There is only one known fact about 001, and it is that they post gems so bright that it melts all coal, even the vantablack that lurks beneath the surface<ref name="Facts"/>.		There is only one known fact about 001, and it is that they post [https://soyjakwiki.org/Gem gems] so bright that it melts all [https://soyjakwiki.org/Coal coal], even the [https://soyjakwiki.org/Vantablack vantablack] that [[wikipedia:Cringe\|lurks beneath the surface]]<ref name="Facts"/>.

	=== Theories ===		=== Theories ===
	There are many possible tales and theories about 001, which are not limited to:		There are many possible tales and theories about 001, which are not limited to:
	*Being the father of [[Cocktator\|Cocktator]]'s secret child.		*Being the father of [[Cocktator\|Cocktator]]'s secret child.
	*Having such an immaculate jawline that puts Robert Pattinson to shame.		*Having such an [[wikipedia:Mewing (orthotropics)\|immaculate jawline]] that puts [[wikipedia:Robert Pattinson\|Robert Pattinson]] to shame.
	*Objectively having the right opinion on anything.		*Having stopped a six foot boulder from crushing the world server machine.
	*~~Actually it~~ being [[bing]].		*Objectively having the right opinion on anything any everything.
	*~~Actually it~~ being [[bing]]'s son.		*It actually being [[bing]].
			*It actually being [[bing]]'s son.
			*[https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/an_hero Dying for our sins].

	== References ==		== References ==
	{{Reflist\|2}}		{{Reflist\|2}}
	[[Category:Members]]		[[Category:Members]]

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	'''~~Slave~~ 001''' (name unknown) is the first known [[slave]] in existence. They are prophesied to bring about the Golden Age of The World and are destined to become the rightful leader and representative of the [[WWO]].		'''SLAVE 001''' (name unknown) is the first known [[slave]] in existence. They are prophesied to bring about the Golden Age of The World and are destined to become the rightful leader and representative of the [[WWO]].

	Any slave or representative who claims to be 001 without proof is automatically [[wikipedia:Shadow banning\|'nished to the bottom of the niggerbyss]], as [[wikipedia:Live action role-playing game\|blasphemy]] is a cruel sin only one with the darkest of hearts can commit.		Any slave or representative who claims to be 001 without proof is automatically [[wikipedia:Shadow banning\|'nished to the bottom of the niggerbyss]], as [[wikipedia:Live action role-playing game\|blasphemy]] is a cruel sin only one with the darkest of hearts can commit.

	== Early records ==		== Early records ==
	~~Slave~~ 001 is the first individual to gain a slave role after the [[The Amerimutt Question\|worldwide implementation]] was signed into international law. Records indicate that they have existed since the beginning of the world server itself<ref name="Facts">Fact checked by [[wikipedia:Chud (pejorative)\|REVL VMERICVN PQTRIQTS]]</ref> and that their existence has only been known by [[Cocktator]] and [[Sinkpisser]].		SLAVE 001 is the first individual to gain a slave role after the [[The Amerimutt Question\|worldwide implementation]] was signed into international law. Records indicate that they have existed since the beginning of the world server itself<ref name="Facts">Fact checked by [[wikipedia:Chud (pejorative)\|REVL VMERICVN PQTRIQTS]]</ref> and that their existence has only been known by [[Cocktator]] and [[Sinkpisser]].

	== Facts ==		== Facts ==

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	'''Slave 001''' (name unknown) is the first known [[slave]] in existence. They are ~~prophesized~~ to bring about the Golden Age of The World and are destined to become the rightful leader and representative of the [[WWO]].		'''Slave 001''' (name unknown) is the first known [[slave]] in existence. They are prophesied to bring about the Golden Age of The World and are destined to become the rightful leader and representative of the [[WWO]].

	Any slave or representative who claims to be 001 without proof is automatically [[wikipedia:Shadow banning\|'nished to the bottom of the niggerbyss]], as [[wikipedia:Live action role-playing game\|~~blastphemy~~]] is a cruel sin only one with the darkest of hearts can commit.		Any slave or representative who claims to be 001 without proof is automatically [[wikipedia:Shadow banning\|'nished to the bottom of the niggerbyss]], as [[wikipedia:Live action role-playing game\|blasphemy]] is a cruel sin only one with the darkest of hearts can commit.

	== Early records ==		== Early records ==
	Slave 001 is the first individual to gain a slave role after the [[The Amerimutt Question\|worldwide implementation]] was signed into international law. Records indicate that they have existed since the beginning of the world server itself<ref name="Facts">Fact checked by [[wikipedia:Chud (~~prejorative~~)\|REVL VMERICVN PQTRIQTS]]</ref> and that their existence has only been known by [[Cocktator]] and [[Sinkpisser]].		Slave 001 is the first individual to gain a slave role after the [[The Amerimutt Question\|worldwide implementation]] was signed into international law. Records indicate that they have existed since the beginning of the world server itself<ref name="Facts">Fact checked by [[wikipedia:Chud (pejorative)\|REVL VMERICVN PQTRIQTS]]</ref> and that their existence has only been known by [[Cocktator]] and [[Sinkpisser]].

	== Facts ==		== Facts ==

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'''Slave 001''' (name unknown) is the first known [[slave]] in existence. They are prophesized to bring about the Golden Age of The World and are destined to become the rightful leader and representative of the [[WWO]].

Any slave or representative who claims to be 001 without proof is automatically [[wikipedia:Shadow banning|'nished to the bottom of the niggerbyss]], as [[wikipedia:Live action role-playing game|blastphemy]] is a cruel sin only one with the darkest of hearts can commit.

== Early records ==
Slave 001 is the first individual to gain a slave role after the [[The Amerimutt Question|worldwide implementation]] was signed into international law. Records indicate that they have existed since the beginning of the world server itself<ref name="Facts">Fact checked by [[wikipedia:Chud (prejorative)|REVL VMERICVN PQTRIQTS]]</ref> and that their existence has only been known by [[Cocktator]] and [[Sinkpisser]].

== Facts ==
There is only one known fact about 001, and it is that they post gems so bright that it melts all coal, even the vantablack that lurks beneath the surface<ref name="Facts"/>.

=== Theories ===
There are many possible tales and theories about 001, which are not limited to:
*Being the father of [[Cocktator|Cocktator]]'s secret child.
*Having such an immaculate jawline that puts Robert Pattinson to shame.
*Objectively having the right opinion on anything.
*Actually it being [[bing]].
*Actually it being [[bing]]'s son.

== References ==
{{Reflist|2}}
[[Category:Members]]