Lifelover 🎢 - Revision history

Sal'goth the Incinerator: le update

2026-10-07T23:20:43Z

le update

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	He joined [[the world]] on the day of its inception, making him [[wikipedia:Gargoyle\|one of the oldest members]].		He joined [[the world]] on the day of its inception, making him [[wikipedia:Gargoyle\|one of the oldest members]].

	== Intelligence gathering ==		== Notable events ==

			=== Intelligence gathering ===
	With the increasing growth of [[the world]], lifelover was tasked with [[wikipedia:Gang stalking\|extensive screening]] of new members. This eventually led to the founding of the [[World Intelligence Agency]], which greatly excited him.		With the increasing growth of [[the world]], lifelover was tasked with [[wikipedia:Gang stalking\|extensive screening]] of new members. This eventually led to the founding of the [[World Intelligence Agency]], which greatly excited him.

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	{{Blockquote\|text=''Let's just say I have relevant experience. '''Don't worry about it.''' ''\|author=lifelover 🎢}}		{{Blockquote\|text=''Let's just say I have relevant experience. '''Don't worry about it.''' ''\|author=lifelover 🎢}}

	== War crime allegations ==		=== War crime allegations ===
	During [[The Coal Coup]] there have been many mysterious disappearances which have been rumored to be linked to the [[World Intelligence Agency]]. The WIA denied the allegations. Naturally, the press did not yield and questioned lifelover personally on this matter. He refused to comment, stating that the accusations are [[wikipedia:Plausible deniability\|"baseless fiction."]]		During [[The Coal Coup]] there have been many mysterious disappearances which have been rumored to be linked to the [[World Intelligence Agency]]. The WIA denied the allegations. Naturally, the press did not yield and questioned lifelover personally on this matter. He refused to comment, stating that the accusations are [[wikipedia:Plausible deniability\|"baseless fiction."]]

			=== Assassination attempt ===
			On October 8th, 2026, at 00:33 Polish Standard Time, an attempted assassination was carried out at lifelover's home. In a Samsung-like fashion, a tall glass exploded with tremendous force, launching hundreds of glass shards in all directions like an [[wikipedia:M67 grenade\|M]][[wikipedia:6-7\|67]] [[wikipedia:M67 grenade\|frag grenade]]. Luckily, lifelover was, at the time, [[wikipedia:Gaming\|snug as a bug in a rug]], which prevented him from being in harm's way. It was the second attempt on his life to date, the previous one being [[wikipedia:Gangstalking\|an incident with the local mafia]].

	== Personal life ==		== Personal life ==

Sal'goth the Incinerator: link fix

2026-08-30T13:12:43Z

link fix

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	== Early life ==		== Early life ==
	Not much is known about lifelover's early life. It is likely that he spawned in the vicinity of the capital of [[Poland]], has an affinity for [https://ilongfornetworkspirituality.net/ Network Spirituality], loves the Remilia cat and is a [https://cult.inc former cult member].		Not much is known about lifelover's early life. It is likely that he spawned in the vicinity of the capital of [[Poland]], has an affinity for [https://web.archive.org/web/20260531042128/https://ilongfornetworkspirituality.net Network Spirituality], loves the Remilia cat and is a [https://cult.inc former cult member].

	He joined [[the world]] on the day of its inception, making him [[wikipedia:Gargoyle\|one of the oldest members]].		He joined [[the world]] on the day of its inception, making him [[wikipedia:Gargoyle\|one of the oldest members]].

Sal'goth the Incinerator: pepsi addiction update

2026-08-22T15:33:37Z

pepsi addiction update

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	== Early life ==		== Early life ==
	Not much is known about lifelover's early life. It is likely that he spawned in the vicinity of the capital of [[Poland]], has an affinity for [https://ilongfornetworkspirituality.net/ Network Spirituality], loves the Remilia cat and is a [https://cult.inc ~~proud~~ cult member].		Not much is known about lifelover's early life. It is likely that he spawned in the vicinity of the capital of [[Poland]], has an affinity for [https://ilongfornetworkspirituality.net/ Network Spirituality], loves the Remilia cat and is a [https://cult.inc former cult member].

	He joined [[the world]] on the day of its inception, making him [[wikipedia:Gargoyle\|one of the oldest members]].		He joined [[the world]] on the day of its inception, making him [[wikipedia:Gargoyle\|one of the oldest members]].
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	== Personal life ==		== Personal life ==
	lifelover is generally reserved and rarely shares information about his personal life. He likes to spend most of his time tinkering with computers and various software ~~systems~~. ~~His general demeanor~~ is often ~~described~~ as mean~~, "the executioner~~" ~~and~~ "wholesome chungus."		lifelover is generally reserved and rarely shares information about his personal life. He likes to spend most of his time tinkering with computers and various software. He is a polarizing character; others often describe him as either "mean" or "a wholesome chungus".

	==== Pepsi Addiction ====		==== Pepsi Addiction ====
	lifelover is known for his addiction to drinking Pepsi. Doctors ~~say~~ his consumption has reached critical levels, and he is on ~~the waitlist~~ for open heart surgery due to his crippling addiction and obesity. His projected lifespan ~~remains~~ estimated at around 40 years, ~~unless change is made soon~~.		lifelover was known for his addiction to drinking Pepsi. Doctors said his consumption has reached critical levels, and he was on a wait list for open heart surgery due to his crippling addiction and obesity. His projected lifespan was estimated at around 40 years.

			After a long rehabilitation period, he was able to quit his debilitating Pepsi addiction.

C0ck: get help

2025-07-13T00:42:09Z

get help

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	'''lifelover 🎢''' (born ██ / ██ / 2003) also known as '''POLAND''', is a ~~stinky~~ world politician who is currently serving as the [[World Intelligence Agency\|director of the World Intelligence Agency]], Chief Information Officer and [[World World Order\|a council member of the World World Order]] since November 2024. He is one of the three founding members of the [[World World Order]].		'''lifelover 🎢''' (born ██ / ██ / 2003) also known as '''POLAND''', is a world politician who is currently serving as the [[World Intelligence Agency\|director of the World Intelligence Agency]], Chief Information Officer and [[World World Order\|a council member of the World World Order]] since November 2024. He is one of the three founding members of the [[World World Order]]. He stands at around 29cm (11 inches) tall and weighs 60kg (132 lbs).

	== Early life ==		== Early life ==

C0ck: /* Pepsi Addiction */

2025-07-13T00:37:34Z

Pepsi Addiction

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	lifelover is generally reserved and rarely shares information about his personal life. He likes to spend most of his time tinkering with computers and various software systems. His general demeanor is often described as mean, "the executioner" and "wholesome chungus."		lifelover is generally reserved and rarely shares information about his personal life. He likes to spend most of his time tinkering with computers and various software systems. His general demeanor is often described as mean, "the executioner" and "wholesome chungus."

	=== Pepsi Addiction ===		==== Pepsi Addiction ====
	lifelover is known for his addiction to drinking Pepsi. Doctors say his consumption has reached critical levels, and he is on the waitlist for open heart surgery due to his crippling addiction and obesity. His projected lifespan remains estimated at around 40 years, unless change is made soon.		lifelover is known for his addiction to drinking Pepsi. Doctors say his consumption has reached critical levels, and he is on the waitlist for open heart surgery due to his crippling addiction and obesity. His projected lifespan remains estimated at around 40 years, unless change is made soon.

C0ck: PLEASE LIFELOVER WE CARE ABOUT YOU. STOP THIS :BROKEN_HEART:

2025-07-13T00:37:09Z

PLEASE LIFELOVER WE CARE ABOUT YOU. STOP THIS :BROKEN_HEART:

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	== Personal life ==		== Personal life ==
	lifelover is generally reserved and rarely shares information about his personal life. He likes to spend most of his time tinkering with computers and various software systems. His general demeanor is often described as mean, "the executioner" and "wholesome chungus."		lifelover is generally reserved and rarely shares information about his personal life. He likes to spend most of his time tinkering with computers and various software systems. His general demeanor is often described as mean, "the executioner" and "wholesome chungus."

			=== Pepsi Addiction ===
			lifelover is known for his addiction to drinking Pepsi. Doctors say his consumption has reached critical levels, and he is on the waitlist for open heart surgery due to his crippling addiction and obesity. His projected lifespan remains estimated at around 40 years, unless change is made soon.

C0ck at 00:33, 13 July 2025

2025-07-13T00:33:15Z

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			{{Chonker}}
	{{MemberInfo		{{MemberInfo
	\| name = lifelover 🎢		\| name = lifelover 🎢

Unpaid intern 14: small fix

2025-06-20T20:41:05Z

small fix

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	'''lifelover 🎢''' (born ██ / ██ / 2003) also known as '''POLAND''', is a world politician who is currently serving as the [[World Intelligence Agency\|director of the World Intelligence Agency]], Chief Information Officer and [[World World Order\|a council member of the World World Order]] since November 2024. He is one of the three founding members of the [[World World Order]].		'''lifelover 🎢''' (born ██ / ██ / 2003) also known as '''POLAND''', is a stinky world politician who is currently serving as the [[World Intelligence Agency\|director of the World Intelligence Agency]], Chief Information Officer and [[World World Order\|a council member of the World World Order]] since November 2024. He is one of the three founding members of the [[World World Order]].

	== Early life ==		== Early life ==

Unpaid intern 14: FUCK

2025-06-03T21:47:16Z

FUCK

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	\| birthday = ██ / ██ / 2003		\| birthday = ██ / ██ / 2003
	\| country = [[wikipedia:Poland\|Poland]]		\| country = [[wikipedia:Poland\|Poland]]
	\| status = ~~rep~~		\| status = Representative
	\| allegiance = [[World World Order]]		\| allegiance = [[World World Order]]
	\| time_active = 2024–Present		\| time_active = 2024–Present

Unpaid intern 14: switch to new MemberInfo template

2025-06-03T21:20:35Z

switch to new MemberInfo template

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	{{~~Infobox~~		{{MemberInfo
	\| ~~above~~ = lifelover 🎢		\| name = lifelover 🎢
	\| ~~subheader~~ = '''[[World Intelligence Agency\|Chief Information Officer]]'''		\| title = '''[[World Intelligence Agency\|Chief Information Officer]]'''
	\| image = [[File:Remilia cat avatar.png\|200px\|frameless]]		\| image = [[File:Remilia cat avatar.png\|200px\|frameless]]
	\| caption = lifelover's iconic Remilia cat avatar		\| caption = lifelover's iconic Remilia cat avatar
	\| ~~headerstyle = background: #efefef~~		\| birthday = ██ / ██ / 2003
	~~\| header1 = General information~~		\| country = [[wikipedia:Poland\|Poland]]
	~~\| label2 = Born~~		\| status = rep
	~~\| data2~~ = ██ / ██ / 2003		\| allegiance = [[World World Order]]
	\| ~~label3~~ = ~~Allegiance~~		\| time_active = 2024–Present
	\| ~~data3~~ = [[World World Order]]		\| wars = [[The Coal Coup]]
	\| ~~label4 = Years of service~~
	~~\| data4 = 2024―Present~~
	~~\| label5~~ = ~~Wars~~
	\| ~~data5~~ = [[The Coal Coup]]
	}}		}}