Farm Merge Valley - Revision history

Football at 18:33, 23 April 2025

2025-04-23T18:33:15Z

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			The said audio recording can be heard below.

			[[File:George_Droyd_playing_farm_merge_valley.mp3]]

	The [[Football\|CEO of Droyd Industries]] has yet to comment on this matter.		The [[Football\|CEO of Droyd Industries]] has yet to comment on this matter.

Sal'goth the Incinerator: Made the article super awesome.

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-== The Merge Drug Epidemic ==
+[[File:Farm Merge Valley farm.jpg|thumb|A farm in Farm Merge Valley]]
-The Merge drug epidemic, also known as the "Merge Crisis" was event caused by a new drug hit the streets of the world, getting many users addicted in April of 2025. The exact chemical characteristic are unknown however, the afflicted were known to suffer from insomnia, loss of concentration, and poverty<ref>This is a baseless conspiracy theory that has been largely debunked.</ref> due to having to pay $40 (richest world server member has $35). Often times "mergers" were known be "Straight merging it" and "by it, i mean my farm" ''a reference to slave labor used to produce "merge" in Colombia.'' Other times the addicted<ref>I am not addicted and I can quit whenever I want.</ref> would beg for a "merge bonus" while visiting each other's "farms" ''traphouse.'' The merge drug epidemic is still at large and affecting many world residents at an increasing rate.
+'''Farm Merge Valley''' is a competitive farming game in which players merge various animals and objects to upgrade them. The game involves managing farmland, growing crops, raising livestock, completing orders, and expanding the farming territory.
-== Alleged CIA Involvement ==
+It also features a social aspect; The game encourages players to [[wikipedia:Multi-level_marketing|invite their friends and loved ones directly]] to help water crops, tend to animals and clear obstacles on their farm, [[wikipedia:Multi-level_marketing|which rewards both players]] with in-game currency and resources.
-It is rumored that farm merge valley was developed by George Floyd himself as a revenge against the white man and opiods as whole, with the end goal of making his opps suffer what he experienced during his fentanyl addiction.This claim is backed by an audio recording which was leaked by the russian telegram channel @RVvoenkory.The following quotes were taken from pieces of the recording:
+It has been observed that the primary goal of the game―which is [[wikipedia:Slavery|near-endless linear progression]]―was a catalyst for the evolution of the social aspect of the game. The way players are portrayed outside of the game seems to be directly influenced by their in-game statistics, such as the players' account level and the aesthetics of their virtual farm, as well as their presence during [[wikipedia:Supervised_injection_site|communal play sessions in the chat]]. Thus, non-players are [[wikipedia:Peer_pressure|encouraged]] to join in on [[wikipedia:Self-flagellation|the fun]].
-''From the sound effects it is infered that Floyd merges 6 cows at once, triggering a huge dopamin spike in his brain.''
+== Controversies ==
--"Sheeit nigga these crackers ain't gonna know what hit 'em."
+Those afflicted by the merge suffer<ref>This is a baseless conspiracy theory that has been largely debunked.{{CitationNeeded}}</ref> from:
--"If the lord created anything better than this shit, he must have kept it for himself dawg."
+The addicts, which refer to themselves as "mergers," are often known to be "straight merging it" and "by it, I mean my farm"<ref>This is a clear reference to slave labor used to produce "merge" in Colombia, which suggests that the merge may be a global issue.</ref> Other times, the addicts<ref>I am not addicted and I can quit whenever I want.{{CitationNeeded|source?}}</ref> would beg for a "merge bonus" while visiting each other's "farms" (''euphemism for traphouse''.) The merge drug epidemic is an ongoing issue and is affecting many world residents at an increasing rate.

Lic.Diego Jose Gonzalez Hernandez: added CIA involvement claims

2025-04-23T06:53:29Z

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	== The Merge Drug Epidemic ==		== The Merge Drug Epidemic ==
	The Merge drug epidemic, also known as the "Merge Crisis" was event caused by a new drug hit the streets of the world, getting many users addicted in April of 2025. The exact chemical characteristic are unknown however, the afflicted were known to suffer from insomnia, loss of concentration, and poverty<ref>This is a baseless conspiracy theory that has been largely debunked.</ref> due to having to pay $40 (richest world server member has $35). Often times "mergers" were known be "Straight merging it" and "by it, i mean my farm" ''a reference to slave labor used to produce "merge" in Colombia.'' Other times the addicted<ref>I am not addicted and I can quit whenever I want.</ref> would beg for a "merge bonus" while visiting each other's "farms" ''traphouse.'' The merge drug epidemic is still at large and affecting many world residents at an increasing rate.		The Merge drug epidemic, also known as the "Merge Crisis" was event caused by a new drug hit the streets of the world, getting many users addicted in April of 2025. The exact chemical characteristic are unknown however, the afflicted were known to suffer from insomnia, loss of concentration, and poverty<ref>This is a baseless conspiracy theory that has been largely debunked.</ref> due to having to pay $40 (richest world server member has $35). Often times "mergers" were known be "Straight merging it" and "by it, i mean my farm" ''a reference to slave labor used to produce "merge" in Colombia.'' Other times the addicted<ref>I am not addicted and I can quit whenever I want.</ref> would beg for a "merge bonus" while visiting each other's "farms" ''traphouse.'' The merge drug epidemic is still at large and affecting many world residents at an increasing rate.

			== Alleged CIA Involvement ==
			Extremely reliable sources have claimed that the United States Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) is behind the game as part of a plan known as "Operation MrgUltra" which is meant to demoralize the geniuses of the world by getting them hooked on a drug that according to recent scientific studies published on the nature magazine, is 100 gorillion times more addictive than fenatyl. This is backed by a multitude of evidence, like users receiving cryptic and threatening messages on their dms from farm merge valley and the existence of a man known as "Greg" who is theorized to be a backdoor account with special persmissons which allow the CIA to spy on users and collect their data. These claims have yet to be confirmed.

			It is rumored that farm merge valley was developed by George Floyd himself as a revenge against the white man and opiods as whole, with the end goal of making his opps suffer what he experienced during his fentanyl addiction.This claim is backed by an audio recording which was leaked by the russian telegram channel @RVvoenkory.The following quotes were taken from pieces of the recording:

			''From the sound effects it is infered that Floyd merges 6 cows at once, triggering a huge dopamin spike in his brain.''

			-"Sheeit nigga these crackers ain't gonna know what hit 'em."

			-"If the lord created anything better than this shit, he must have kept it for himself dawg."

Football at 02:23, 23 April 2025

2025-04-23T02:23:14Z

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	== The Merge Drug Epidemic ==		== The Merge Drug Epidemic ==
	The Merge drug epidemic, also known as the "Merge Crisis" was event caused by a new drug hit the streets of the world, getting many users addicted in April of 2025. The exact chemical characteristic are unknown however, the afflicted were known to suffer from insomnia, loss of concentration, and poverty<ref>This is a baseless conspiracy theory that has been largely debunked.</ref> due to having to pay $40 (richest world server member has $35). Often times "mergers" were known be "Straight merging it" and "by it, i mean my farm" ''a reference to slave labor used to produce "merge" in Colombia.'' Other times the addicted would beg for a "merge bonus" while visiting each other's "farms" ''traphouse.'' The merge drug epidemic is still at large and affecting many world residents at an increasing rate.		The Merge drug epidemic, also known as the "Merge Crisis" was event caused by a new drug hit the streets of the world, getting many users addicted in April of 2025. The exact chemical characteristic are unknown however, the afflicted were known to suffer from insomnia, loss of concentration, and poverty<ref>This is a baseless conspiracy theory that has been largely debunked.</ref> due to having to pay $40 (richest world server member has $35). Often times "mergers" were known be "Straight merging it" and "by it, i mean my farm" ''a reference to slave labor used to produce "merge" in Colombia.'' Other times the addicted<ref>I am not addicted and I can quit whenever I want.</ref> would beg for a "merge bonus" while visiting each other's "farms" ''traphouse.'' The merge drug epidemic is still at large and affecting many world residents at an increasing rate.

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2025-04-22T21:38:55Z

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	== The Merge Drug Epidemic ==		== The Merge Drug Epidemic ==
	The Merge drug epidemic, also known as the "Merge Crisis" was event caused by a new drug hit the streets of the world, getting many users addicted in April of 2025. The exact chemical characteristic are unknown however, the afflicted were known to suffer from insomnia, loss of concentration, and poverty due to having to pay $40 (richest world server member has $35). Often times "mergers" were known be "Straight merging it" and "by it, i mean my farm" ''a reference to slave labor used to produce "merge" in Colombia.'' Other times the addicted would beg for a "merge bonus" while visiting each other's "farms" ''traphouse.'' The merge drug epidemic is still at large and affecting many world residents at an increasing rate.		The Merge drug epidemic, also known as the "Merge Crisis" was event caused by a new drug hit the streets of the world, getting many users addicted in April of 2025. The exact chemical characteristic are unknown however, the afflicted were known to suffer from insomnia, loss of concentration, and poverty<ref>This is a baseless conspiracy theory that has been largely debunked.</ref> due to having to pay $40 (richest world server member has $35). Often times "mergers" were known be "Straight merging it" and "by it, i mean my farm" ''a reference to slave labor used to produce "merge" in Colombia.'' Other times the addicted would beg for a "merge bonus" while visiting each other's "farms" ''traphouse.'' The merge drug epidemic is still at large and affecting many world residents at an increasing rate.

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			== The Merge Drug Epidemic ==
	The Merge drug epidemic, also known as the "Merge Crisis" was event caused by a new drug hit the streets of the world, getting many users addicted in April of 2025. The exact chemical characteristic are unknown however, the afflicted were known to suffer from insomnia, loss of concentration, and poverty due to having to pay $40 (richest world server member has $35). Often times "mergers" were known be "Straight merging it" and "by it, i mean my farm" ''a reference to slave labor used to produce "merge" in Colombia.'' Other times the addicted would beg for a "merge bonus" while visiting each other's "farms" ''traphouse.'' The merge drug epidemic is still at large and affecting many world residents at an increasing rate.		The Merge drug epidemic, also known as the "Merge Crisis" was event caused by a new drug hit the streets of the world, getting many users addicted in April of 2025. The exact chemical characteristic are unknown however, the afflicted were known to suffer from insomnia, loss of concentration, and poverty due to having to pay $40 (richest world server member has $35). Often times "mergers" were known be "Straight merging it" and "by it, i mean my farm" ''a reference to slave labor used to produce "merge" in Colombia.'' Other times the addicted would beg for a "merge bonus" while visiting each other's "farms" ''traphouse.'' The merge drug epidemic is still at large and affecting many world residents at an increasing rate.

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2025-04-22T21:35:34Z

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	The Merge drug epidemic, also known as the "Merge Crisis" was event caused by a new drug hit the streets of the world, getting many users addicted in April of 2025. The exact chemical characteristic are unknown however, the afflicted were known to suffer from insomnia, loss of concentration, and poverty due to having to pay $40 (richest world server member has $35). Often times "mergers" were known be "Straight merging it" and "by it, i mean my farm" ''a reference to slave labor used to produce "merge" in Colombia.''		The Merge drug epidemic, also known as the "Merge Crisis" was event caused by a new drug hit the streets of the world, getting many users addicted in April of 2025. The exact chemical characteristic are unknown however, the afflicted were known to suffer from insomnia, loss of concentration, and poverty due to having to pay $40 (richest world server member has $35). Often times "mergers" were known be "Straight merging it" and "by it, i mean my farm" ''a reference to slave labor used to produce "merge" in Colombia.'' Other times the addicted would beg for a "merge bonus" while visiting each other's "farms" ''traphouse.'' The merge drug epidemic is still at large and affecting many world residents at an increasing rate.

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2025-04-22T21:17:51Z

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The Merge drug epidemic, also known as the "Merge Crisis" was event caused by a new drug hit the streets of the world, getting many users addicted in April of 2025. The exact chemical characteristic are unknown however, the afflicted were known to suffer from insomnia, loss of concentration, and poverty due to having to pay $40 (richest world server member has $35). Often times "mergers" were known be "Straight merging it" and "by it, i mean my farm" ''a reference to slave labor used to produce "merge" in Colombia.''