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{{MemberInfo
| name = Caligula
| title = '''Leader of [[The_Coal_Coup#The Coal Factory|The Coal Factory]]'''
| image = [[File:Caligula speech.png|200px|frameless]]
| caption = Caligula giving a public speech
| birthday = {{Start date|2007|08}}
| death = {{End date|2025|10|11}}
| country = [[Dixieland]]
| status = Deceased
| allegiance = [[The_Coal_Coup#The Coal Factory|The Coal Factory]]
| time_active = Nov 2024 – 26 Feb 2025
| wars = [[The Coal Coup]]
}}

'''Caligula''' (born {{Start date|2007|08}}) also known as '''Cali''', '''Dixie''' or '''DIXIELAND''', was a Nigerian-born world separatist who was the leader of [[The_Coal_Coup#The Coal Factory|The Coal Factory]] during [[The Coal Coup]]. He rose to power through [[wikipedia:Lying|various]] [[wikipedia:Deception|mind]] [[wikipedia:False statement|control]] [[wikipedia:Misrepresentation|techniques]] and his [[wikipedia:Online_youth_radicalization|public speaking ability]]. He was the owner of a beautiful, luscious afro, until it was inevitably sacrificed.

== Early life ==
Caligula was born in an undisclosed Nigerian village. He became proficient in document forgery by age 8, and was a renowned religious figure by age 12. His expertise gave him the opportunity to cross the United States border plenty of times, which introduced him to the [[wikipedia:4chan|infamous Mongolian basket weaving forum]]. This resulted in a cascade of events, during which he befriended [[cocktator|the cocktator]], and eventually ended up in [[the world]].

He joined the world not long after its inception, making him [[wikipedia:Relic|"one of the OGs"]]. He quickly established himself as a [[wikipedia:Court jester|respected member]] through his [[wikipedia:Nonsense|quality posts]] and [[Niggerbabble|voice chat interactions]].

== Mass migrations ==
Caligula was the cause for two large migrations; the first one consisted of [[wikipedia:Harassment|inviting everyone he knows to the world]], and the second is known as The Great Migration, which happened during The Coal Coup.

Interestingly, the majority of individuals invited by Caligula have acted in very strange ways, often breaking many of the world commandments. This was noted by various world scholars<ref name="i_was_there">I was there, so just trust me, ok?</ref>, as they began to use the phrase "early life section checks out 😹" to describe this phenomenon.

== Rise to power ==
Caligula was a man of many words, which made him a polarizing character. Many{{CitationNeeded|who?}} described their relationship with him as a "love/hate relationship". He often received backlash for coalposting and not aligning with the world commandments, which is believed to have led to his eventual radicalization. He claimed that the world needs more coal to maintain a balance, o algo.

{{Blockquote
|text=''coal is gem, gem is coal''
|author=[[Caligula]]
}}

Sometime during {{Start date|2024|12}} he established [[The_Coal_Coup#The Coal Factory|The Coal Factory]], which he then alluded to in #un-meeting:

{{Blockquote
|text=''the fumes are spreading [[File:Letroll.webp|24px|frameless]]''
|author=[[Caligula]]
}}

This separatist group was discovered immediately upon its inception by [[WIA]] agents, which notified the [[WWO]] and continued to participate in [[wikipedia:Espionage|various]] [[wikipedia:Sabotage|covert]] [[wikipedia:Assassination|operations]] against the group.

Caligula was able to recruit around a dozen members for The Coal Factory; they consisted mostly of his friends or known troublemakers. Unfortunately for him, some of them were [[WIA]] agents, and [[Music Dude|some]] were unwilling participants which he brought into his project against their will, which they later disclosed during interrogation.

The method by which he planned to gain power was unclear to the [[WWO]] until {{Start date|2025|02|26}}, at which point the coup commenced.

== The Coal Coup ==
{{see also|The Coal Coup}}
It is speculated that Caligula planned the coup to commence on February 23rd for [[wikipedia:Malice_(law)|personal reasons]], but it was delayed due to [[WWO]]'s and [[WIA]]'s counter-terrorism measures.

Right before the coup happened, he assured [[lifelover 🎢|POLAND (lifelover)]] and [[cocktator|AGARTHA]] that it [[wikipedia:Suicide attack|"would not be malicious"]] and [[wikipedia:Conspiracy|"is a fun surprise"]].

The true goal of the coup and how he planned to retain power are unknown to this day. The whole movement was largely disorganized due to [[wikipedia:Slavery|the way he led his followers]].

== Personal life ==
Caligula's personal life was turbulent. He once told a story from his youth about his time in Nigeria, during which he endured psychological and physical abuse from his peers and the local population.

One such incident was when rogue house staff made an attempt on his life by wrapping him in a blanket which was used to preserve the body of his dead relative; this was widely believed to be spiritual assassination. The goal and efficacy of this attempt remains unknown, but it left Caligula traumatized.

After the events of [[The Coal Coup]], he remained an internet nomad, switching friend circles and communities often. The [[WIA]] remained an [[wikipedia:Gangstalking|observer]] for a significant portion of this journey in order to discover and intercept any future attempts at external interference against the [[WWO]] and [[the world]], but no such plots were discovered.

== Death ==
=== Initial response ===
Caligula tragically passed away on {{Start date|2025|10|11}} from suicide.

On {{Start date|2025|10|14}}, [[the world]] staff was first informed of the possibility that he might be dead. At first, they believed that this was just a hoax and another attempt at deception.

On {{Start date|2025|10|16}}, following two days of extensive investigation, his death was officially confirmed. This was upsetting, but did not come off as much of a surprise, as he was known to exhibit self-destructive tendencies.

The public has expressed their shock and condolences once the situation was fully disclosed.

=== Impact ===
Following his death, three pardons were made:
* [[Footfungus|GERMANY (Footfungus)]]
* [[Inquis|SIBERIA (Inquis)]]
* [[Steep|ROMANIA (Steep)]]
This decision was generally well received, with few critics.

Some members commemorated Caligula's death through art or by simply saying "RIP Dixie".

== References ==
{{Reflist}}

Caligula - Revision history

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