Bing - Revision history

Sal'goth the Incinerator: bibi told me to make this edit

2026-03-06T15:47:48Z

bibi told me to make this edit

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	== Early life ==		== Early life ==
	Bing was born in [[wikipedia:Israel\|The Holy Land]], much like [[wikipedia:Jesus\|Jesus]] and [[wikipedia:Category:Jewish_bankers\|other prominent figures]]. One of his defining traits is his luscious green hair, which has become a symbol of tranquility for many world members. Some speculate that his unusual hair colour is evidence ~~for~~ him being the prophesied [[wikipedia:Messiah\|Messiah]] that would save the world, which was promised to us 3000 years ago.		Bing was born in [[wikipedia:Israel\|The Holy Land]], much like [[wikipedia:Jesus\|Jesus]] and [[wikipedia:Category:Jewish_bankers\|other prominent figures]]. One of his defining traits is his luscious green hair, which has become a symbol of tranquility for many world members. Some speculate that his unusual hair colour is evidence of him being the prophesied [[wikipedia:Messiah\|Messiah]] that would save the world, which was promised to us 3000 years ago.<ref>Bibi told me so</ref>

	He joined the world not long after its inception, which makes him [[wikt:oldfag\|very old and wise]].		He joined the world not long after its inception, which makes him [[wikt:oldfag\|very old and wise]].

			== References ==
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Sal'goth the Incinerator: remove extra space

2026-01-30T09:16:13Z

remove extra space

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	'''Bing''' (born a very long time ago) also known as '''ISRAEL''', is a veteran movie night host, [[wikipedia:Investment banking\|investment banker]] and a [[wikipedia:Rothschild family\|Bingler banking family]] member. He is currently serving as one of [[the world\|the world's]] [[Janitor\|janitors]].		'''Bing''' (born a very long time ago) also known as '''ISRAEL''', is a veteran movie night host, [[wikipedia:Investment banking\|investment banker]] and a [[wikipedia:Rothschild family\|Bingler banking family]] member. He is currently serving as one of [[the world\|the world's]] [[Janitor\|janitors]].

	== Early life ==		== Early life ==

Unpaid intern 14: fixed birthday

2026-01-29T20:05:54Z

fixed birthday

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	\| image = [[File:Bing avatar.png\|250px\|frameless]]		\| image = [[File:Bing avatar.png\|250px\|frameless]]
	\| caption = A cartoon version of Bing, with his iconic hair		\| caption = A cartoon version of Bing, with his iconic hair
	\| birthday = ~~Sometime during the 80's~~		\| birthday = {{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTDAY2}}
	\| country = [[Israel]]		\| country = [[Israel]]
	\| status = [[Representative]]		\| status = [[Representative]]

Sal'goth the Incinerator: New page: Bing

2026-01-29T13:33:52Z

New page: Bing

New page

{{MemberInfo
| name = Bing
| title = '''Totally not a [[wikipedia:Mossad|Mossad]] agent'''
| image = [[File:Bing avatar.png|250px|frameless]]
| caption = A cartoon version of Bing, with his iconic hair
| birthday = Sometime during the 80's
| country = [[Israel]]
| status = [[Representative]]
| allegiance = [[World World Order]]
| time_active = Nov 2024 – Present
| wars = [[The Coal Coup]]
}}

'''Bing''' (born a very long time ago) also known as '''ISRAEL''', is a veteran movie night host, [[wikipedia:Investment banking|investment banker]] and a [[wikipedia:Rothschild family|Bingler banking family]] member. He is currently serving as one of [[the world|the world's]] [[Janitor|janitors]].

== Early life ==
Bing was born in [[wikipedia:Israel|The Holy Land]], much like [[wikipedia:Jesus|Jesus]] and [[wikipedia:Category:Jewish_bankers|other prominent figures]]. One of his defining traits is his luscious green hair, which has become a symbol of tranquility for many world members. Some speculate that his unusual hair colour is evidence for him being the prophesied [[wikipedia:Messiah|Messiah]] that would save the world, which was promised to us 3000 years ago.

He joined the world not long after its inception, which makes him [[wikt:oldfag|very old and wise]].