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Slave 001

2026-09-10T00:29:14Z

Vans:

'''SLAVE 001''' (name unknown) is the first known [[slave]] in existence. Upon their return, they are prophesied to bring about the Golden Age of Worldchan and are destined to become the rightful leader and representative of the [[WWO]].

Any slave or representative who claims to be 001 without proof is automatically [[wikipedia:Shadow banning|'nished to the bottom of the niggerbyss]], as [[wikipedia:Live action role-playing game|blasphemy]] is a cruel sin only one with the darkest of hearts can commit.

== Early records ==
SLAVE 001 is the first individual to gain a slave role after the [[The Amerimutt Question|worldwide implementation]] was signed into international law. Records indicate that they have existed since the beginning of the world server itself<ref name="Facts">Fact checked by [[wikipedia:Chud (pejorative)|REVL VMERICVN PQTRIQTS]]</ref> and that their existence has only been known by [[Cocktator]] and [[Sinkpisser]].

== Facts ==
There is only one known fact about 001, and it is that they post [https://soyjakwiki.org/Gem gems] so bright that it melts all [https://soyjakwiki.org/Coal coal], even the [https://soyjakwiki.org/Vantablack vantablack] that [[wikipedia:Cringe|lurks beneath the surface]]<ref name="Facts"/>.

=== Theories ===
There are many possible tales and theories about 001, which are not limited to:
*Being the father of [[Cocktator|Cocktator]]'s secret child.
*Having such an [[wikipedia:Mewing (orthotropics)|immaculate jawline]] that puts [[wikipedia:Robert Pattinson|Robert Pattinson]] to shame.
*Having stopped a six foot boulder from crushing the world server machine.
*[[wikipedia:Fact|Objectively having the right opinion on anything and everything]]<ref name="Facts"/>.
*It actually being [[bing]].
*It actually being [[bing]]'s son.
*[https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/an_hero Dying for our sins].

== References ==
{{Reflist|2}}
[[Category:Members]]

Slave 001

2026-09-10T00:28:58Z

Vans:

'''SLAVE 001''' (name unknown) is the first known [[slave]] in existence. Upon their return, they are prophesied to bring about the Golden Age of Worldchan and are destined to become the rightful leader and representative of the [[WWO]].

Any slave or representative who claims to be 001 without proof is automatically [[wikipedia:Shadow banning|'nished to the bottom of the niggerbyss]], as [[wikipedia:Live action role-playing game|blasphemy]] is a cruel sin only one with the darkest of hearts can commit.

== Early records ==
SLAVE 001 is the first individual to gain a slave role after the [[The Amerimutt Question|worldwide implementation]] was signed into international law. Records indicate that they have existed since the beginning of the world server itself<ref name="Facts">Fact checked by [[wikipedia:Chud (pejorative)|REVL VMERICVN PQTRIQTS]]</ref> and that their existence has only been known by [[Cocktator]] and [[Sinkpisser]].

== Facts ==
There is only one known fact about 001, and it is that they post [https://soyjakwiki.org/Gem gems] so bright that it melts all [https://soyjakwiki.org/Coal coal], even the [https://soyjakwiki.org/Vantablack vantablack] that [[wikipedia:Cringe|lurks beneath the surface]]<ref name="Facts"/>.

=== Theories ===
There are many possible tales and theories about 001, which are not limited to:
*Being the father of [[Cocktator|Cocktator]]'s secret child.
*Having such an [[wikipedia:Mewing (orthotropics)|immaculate jawline]] that puts [[wikipedia:Robert Pattinson|Robert Pattinson]] to shame.
*Having stopped a six foot boulder from crushing the world server machine.
*[[wikipedia:Fact|Objectively having the right opinion on anything any everything]]<ref name="Facts"/>.
*It actually being [[bing]].
*It actually being [[bing]]'s son.
*[https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/an_hero Dying for our sins].

== References ==
{{Reflist|2}}
[[Category:Members]]

Slave 001

2026-09-10T00:27:45Z

Vans:

'''SLAVE 001''' (name unknown) is the first known [[slave]] in existence. Upon their return, they are prophesied to bring about the Golden Age of Worldchan and are destined to become the rightful leader and representative of the [[WWO]].

Any slave or representative who claims to be 001 without proof is automatically [[wikipedia:Shadow banning|'nished to the bottom of the niggerbyss]], as [[wikipedia:Live action role-playing game|blasphemy]] is a cruel sin only one with the darkest of hearts can commit.

== Early records ==
SLAVE 001 is the first individual to gain a slave role after the [[The Amerimutt Question|worldwide implementation]] was signed into international law. Records indicate that they have existed since the beginning of the world server itself<ref name="Facts">Fact checked by [[wikipedia:Chud (pejorative)|REVL VMERICVN PQTRIQTS]]</ref> and that their existence has only been known by [[Cocktator]] and [[Sinkpisser]].

== Facts ==
There is only one known fact about 001, and it is that they post [https://soyjakwiki.org/Gem gems] so bright that it melts all [https://soyjakwiki.org/Coal coal], even the [https://soyjakwiki.org/Vantablack vantablack] that [[wikipedia:Cringe|lurks beneath the surface]]<ref name="Facts"/>.

=== Theories ===
There are many possible tales and theories about 001, which are not limited to:
*Being the father of [[Cocktator|Cocktator]]'s secret child.
*Having such an [[wikipedia:Mewing (orthotropics)|immaculate jawline]] that puts [[wikipedia:Robert Pattinson|Robert Pattinson]] to shame.
*Having stopped a six foot boulder from crushing the world server machine.
*Objectively having the right opinion on anything any everything.
*It actually being [[bing]].
*It actually being [[bing]]'s son.
*[https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/an_hero Dying for our sins].

== References ==
{{Reflist|2}}
[[Category:Members]]

Vans

2026-09-09T20:20:07Z

Vans:

{{MemberInfo|name=Vans
|title=Illegitimate Representative of Kickassia
|image=[[File:Vans-avatar.png|200px|frameless]]
|birthday=██-██-2003
|country=[[wikipedia:USA|USA]] (''de jure'') 
[[wikipedia:Republic of Molossia|Kickassia]] (''de facto'')
|status=[[Slave]]
|allegiance=[[wikipedia:Republic of Molossia|Kickassia]]
|time_active=April 2025 – present}}

'''Vans''', also known as '''SLAVE 115''' (formerly '''181'''), is a well known world criminal and insane autist who has several PhDs in useless shit nobody cares about. He is a known for selling WMDs to various extremist groups across the world and lives in the secluded unrecognized micronation [[wikipedia:Republic of Molossia|Kickassia]].

== Early life ==
Vans was born in the harsh lands of New York, being forced to endure life in a miserable shithole with 8 million Americans. Because he did not want to live in Bronxghanistan, he moved to the secluded nation of Kickassia (Molossia at the time) and became friends with their leader.

As Doug Walker the Nostalgia Critic and his Channel Awesome forces [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJuz70OHrxE invaded and established Kickassia], Vans dealt with the harsh rules the Critic established, and decided to travel overseas, visiting wonderful island utopias such as [[wikipedia:Sazan|Sazan]] and [[wikipedia:Little Saint James|Little Saint James]]. When he was detained in ███████████ for illegally distributing severed limbs to world elites, it was rumored that his cellmate was convicted sex offender [[wikipedia:Peter Scully|Peter Scully]].

== Career ==
Vans would join the world server after recieving an invitation, but left after a few weeks. He joined a year later after begging [[Agartha (cocktator)|Cocktator]] for another invite. Due to the fact that he forgot his slave name, he was given the name "SLAVE 115" as a replacement.

== Trivia ==
* Ironically enough, Vans' original slave name was not the one he currently has now. It was formerly '''SLAVE 181''', but it was forgotten until September 2, 2026, where he found it by checking old [[Farm Merge Valley]] notifications.
** He chose 115 because it reminded him of [https://youtu.be/vK%20uuXRtP2Q his favorite track from Black Ops Zombies].
* Vans currently resides in the unrecognized independent nation of [[wikipedia:New York (state)|New Jersey]] as he is wanted in his home country.

Slave 001

2026-09-09T20:18:16Z

Vans:

'''SLAVE 001''' (name unknown) is the first known [[slave]] in existence. They are prophesied to bring about the Golden Age of The World and are destined to become the rightful leader and representative of the [[WWO]].

Any slave or representative who claims to be 001 without proof is automatically [[wikipedia:Shadow banning|'nished to the bottom of the niggerbyss]], as [[wikipedia:Live action role-playing game|blasphemy]] is a cruel sin only one with the darkest of hearts can commit.

== Early records ==
SLAVE 001 is the first individual to gain a slave role after the [[The Amerimutt Question|worldwide implementation]] was signed into international law. Records indicate that they have existed since the beginning of the world server itself<ref name="Facts">Fact checked by [[wikipedia:Chud (pejorative)|REVL VMERICVN PQTRIQTS]]</ref> and that their existence has only been known by [[Cocktator]] and [[Sinkpisser]].

== Facts ==
There is only one known fact about 001, and it is that they post gems so bright that it melts all coal, even the vantablack that lurks beneath the surface<ref name="Facts"/>.

=== Theories ===
There are many possible tales and theories about 001, which are not limited to:
*Being the father of [[Cocktator|Cocktator]]'s secret child.
*Having such an immaculate jawline that puts Robert Pattinson to shame.
*Objectively having the right opinion on anything.
*Actually it being [[bing]].
*Actually it being [[bing]]'s son.

== References ==
{{Reflist|2}}
[[Category:Members]]

Slave 001

2026-09-09T17:44:48Z

Vans: Created page with "'''Slave 001''' (name unknown) is the first known slave in existence. They are prophesized to bring about the Golden Age of The World and are destined to become the rightful leader and representative of the WWO. Any slave or representative who claims to be 001 without proof is automatically 'nished to the bottom of the niggerbyss, as blastphemy is a cruel sin only one with the darkest of he..."

'''Slave 001''' (name unknown) is the first known [[slave]] in existence. They are prophesized to bring about the Golden Age of The World and are destined to become the rightful leader and representative of the [[WWO]].

Any slave or representative who claims to be 001 without proof is automatically [[wikipedia:Shadow banning|'nished to the bottom of the niggerbyss]], as [[wikipedia:Live action role-playing game|blastphemy]] is a cruel sin only one with the darkest of hearts can commit.

== Early records ==
Slave 001 is the first individual to gain a slave role after the [[The Amerimutt Question|worldwide implementation]] was signed into international law. Records indicate that they have existed since the beginning of the world server itself<ref name="Facts">Fact checked by [[wikipedia:Chud (prejorative)|REVL VMERICVN PQTRIQTS]]</ref> and that their existence has only been known by [[Cocktator]] and [[Sinkpisser]].

== Facts ==
There is only one known fact about 001, and it is that they post gems so bright that it melts all coal, even the vantablack that lurks beneath the surface<ref name="Facts"/>.

=== Theories ===
There are many possible tales and theories about 001, which are not limited to:
*Being the father of [[Cocktator|Cocktator]]'s secret child.
*Having such an immaculate jawline that puts Robert Pattinson to shame.
*Objectively having the right opinion on anything.
*Actually it being [[bing]].
*Actually it being [[bing]]'s son.

== References ==
{{Reflist|2}}
[[Category:Members]]

Vans

2026-09-09T17:03:55Z

Vans:

{{MemberInfo|name=Vans
|title=Illegitimate Representative of Kickassia
|image=[[File:Vans-avatar.png|200px|frameless]]
|birthday=██-██-2003
|country=[[wikipedia:USA|USA]] (''de jure'') 
[[wikipedia:Republic of Molossia|Kickassia]] (''de facto'')
|status=[[Slave]]
|allegiance=[[wikipedia:Republic of Molossia|Kickassia]]
|time_active=April 2025 – present}}

'''Vans''', also known as '''SLAVE 115''' (formerly '''181'''), is a well known world criminal and insane world autist who has several PhDs in useless shit nobody cares about. He is a known for selling WMDs to various extremist groups across the world and lives in the secluded unrecognized micronation [[wikipedia:Republic of Molossia|Kickassia]].

== Early life ==
Vans was born in the harsh lands of New York, being forced to endure life in a miserable shithole with 8 million Americans. Because he did not want to live in Bronxghanistan, he moved to the secluded nation of Kickassia (Molossia at the time) and became friends with their leader.

As Doug Walker the Nostalgia Critic and his Channel Awesome forces [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJuz70OHrxE invaded and established Kickassia], Vans dealt with the harsh rules the Critic established, and decided to travel overseas, visiting wonderful island utopias such as [[wikipedia:Sazan|Sazan]] and [[wikipedia:Little Saint James|Little Saint James]]. When he was detained in ███████████ for illegally distributing severed limbs to world elites, it was rumored that his cellmate was convicted sex offender [[wikipedia:Peter Scully|Peter Scully]].

== Career ==
Vans would join the world server after recieving an invitation, but left after a few weeks. He joined a year later after begging [[Agartha (cocktator)|Cocktator]] for another invite. Due to the fact that he forgot his slave name, he was given the name "SLAVE 115" as a replacement.

== Trivia ==
* Ironically enough, Vans' original slave name was not the one he currently has now. It was formerly '''SLAVE 181''', but it was forgotten until September 2, 2026, where he found it by checking old [[Farm Merge Valley]] notifications.
** He chose 115 because it reminded him of [https://youtu.be/vK%20uuXRtP2Q his favorite track from Black Ops Zombies].
* Vans currently resides in the unrecognized independent nation of [[wikipedia:New York (state)|New Jersey]] as he is wanted in his home country.

Farm Merge Valley

2026-09-09T17:03:05Z

Vans:

[[File:Farm Merge Valley farm.jpg|thumb|A farm in Farm Merge Valley]]
'''Farm Merge Valley''' is a competitive farming game in which players merge various animals and objects to upgrade them. The game involves managing farmland, growing crops, raising livestock, completing orders, and expanding the farming territory.

It also features a social aspect; The game encourages players to [[wikipedia:Multi-level_marketing|invite their friends and loved ones directly]] to help water crops, tend to animals and clear obstacles on their farm, [[wikipedia:Multi-level_marketing|which rewards both players]] with in-game currency and resources.

It has been observed that the primary goal of the game―which is [[wikipedia:Slavery|near-endless linear progression]]―was a catalyst for the evolution of the social aspect of the game. The way players are portrayed outside of the game seems to be directly influenced by their in-game statistics, such as the players' account level and the aesthetics of their virtual farm, as well as their presence during [[wikipedia:Supervised_injection_site|communal play sessions in the chat]]. Thus, non-players are [[wikipedia:Peer_pressure|encouraged]] to join in on [[wikipedia:Self-flagellation|the fun]].

[[Vans]] rediscovered his original slave name through old notifications he had of Farm Merge Valley.{{CitationNeeded}}

== Controversies ==
=== The Merge Drug Epidemic ===
The Merge drug epidemic, also known as the "Merge Crisis" was an event which happened on the 21st of April 2025, and was caused by a new, highly addictive drug called "the merge" being introduced to [[the world]]. Those who had contact with the merge have shown symptoms similar to those addicted to amphetamine. The exact chemical characteristics are unknown.

Those afflicted by the merge suffer<ref>This is a baseless conspiracy theory that has been largely debunked.{{CitationNeeded}}</ref> from:
* Insomnia
* Loss of concentration
* Bursts of happiness
* Aggression or anger
* Elevated heart rate
* Dilated pupils
* Poverty<ref>This is caused by having to pay $40 (the richest world server member has $35.)</ref>

The addicts, which refer to themselves as "mergers," are often known to be "straight merging it" and "by it, I mean my farm"<ref>This is a clear reference to slave labor used to produce "merge" in Colombia, which suggests that the merge may be a global issue.</ref> Other times, the addicts<ref>I am not addicted and I can quit whenever I want.{{CitationNeeded|source?}}</ref> would beg for a "merge bonus" while visiting each other's "farms" (''euphemism for traphouse''.) The merge drug epidemic is an ongoing issue and is affecting many world residents at an increasing rate.

=== Alleged CIA Involvement ===
Extremely reliable sources{{CitationNeeded|who?}} have claimed that the United States' [[wikipedia:Central Intelligence Agency|Central Intelligence Agency]] (CIA) is behind the game as part of a plan known as "Operation MRGUltra," which is meant to demoralize the geniuses of [[the world]] by getting them hooked on a drug that, according to recent scientific studies published on the nature magazine,{{CitationNeeded}} is 100 gorillion times more addictive than fentanyl.

This is backed by a multitude of evidence, like users receiving cryptic and threatening messages from Farm Merge Valley, and the existence of a man known as "Greg" who is theorized to be a backdoor account with special permissions which allows the CIA to spy on users and collect their data.{{CitationNeeded|meds, NOW!!}}

=== Droyd Industries ===
It is rumored that Farm Merge Valley was developed by [[George Droyd]] under [[Droyd Industries]] as an attempt at revenge against the white man and opioids as whole, with the end goal of making his opps suffer what he experienced during his fentanyl addiction.

This claim is backed by an audio recording which was leaked by the Russian Telegram channel @RVvoenkory. In this recording, sound effects can be heard from which it may be inferred that Droyd merged 6 cows at once, likely triggering a huge dopamine spike in his brain. Then, he said the following:

{{Blockquote
|text=''Sheeeeeit nigga, these crackers ain't gonna know what hit 'em. If the Lord created anything better than this shit, he must've kept it for himself, dawg.''
|author=[[George Droyd]]
}}

The said audio recording can be heard below.

[[File:George_Droyd_playing_farm_merge_valley.mp3]]

The [[Football|CEO of Droyd Industries]] has yet to comment on this matter.

== References ==
{{Reflist}}

[[Category:Mobile games]]
[[Category:Multi-level marketing]]
[[Category:Addiction]]
[[Category:Behavioral addiction]]
[[Category:Substance-related disorders]]
[[Category:Torture]]
[[Category:Human rights abuses]]

Vans

2026-09-02T18:30:24Z

Vans:

{{MemberInfo|name=Vans
|title=Illegitimate Representative of Kickassia
|image=[[File:Vans-avatar.png|200px|frameless]]
|birthday=██-██-2003
|country=[[wikipedia:USA|USA]] (''de jure'') 
[[wikipedia:Republic of Molossia|Kickassia]] (''de facto'')
|status=[[Slave]]
|allegiance=[[wikipedia:Republic of Molossia|Kickassia]]
|time_active=April 2025 – present}}

'''Vans''', also known as '''SLAVE 115''' (formerly '''181'''), is a well known world criminal and insane world autist who has several PhDs in useless shit nobody cares about. He is a known for selling WMDs to various extremist groups across the world and lives in the secluded unrecognized micronation [[wikipedia:Republic of Molossia|Kickassia]].

== Early life ==
Vans was born in the harsh lands of New York, being forced to endure life in a miserable shithole with 8 million Americans. Because he did not want to live in Bronxghanistan, he moved to the secluded nation of Kickassia (Molossia at the time) and became friends with their leader.

As Doug Walker the Nostalgia Critic and his Channel Awesome forces [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJuz70OHrxE invaded and established Kickassia], Vans dealt with the harsh rules the Critic established, and decided to travel overseas, visiting wonderful island utopias such as [[wikipedia:Sazan|Sazan]] and [[wikipedia:Little Saint James|Little Saint James]]. When he was detained in ███████████ for illegally distributing severed limbs to world elites, it was rumored that his cellmate was convicted sex offender [[wikipedia:Peter Scully|Peter Scully]].

== Career ==
Vans would join the world server after recieving an invitation, but left after a few weeks. He joined a year later after begging [[Agartha (cocktator)|Cocktator]] for another invite. Due to the fact that he forgot his slave name, he was given the name "SLAVE 115" as a replacement.

== Trivia ==
* Ironically enough, Vans' original slave name was not the one he currently has now. It was formerly '''SLAVE 181''', but it was forgotten until September 2, 2026, where he found it by checking old Farm Merge Valley notifications.
** He chose 115 because it reminded him of [https://youtu.be/vK%20uuXRtP2Q his favorite track from Black Ops Zombies].
* Vans currently resides in the unrecognized independent nation of [[wikipedia:New York (state)|New Jersey]] as he is wanted in his home country.

User:Vans

2026-09-02T18:10:29Z

Vans: Created page with "hi"

Vans

2026-09-02T18:09:19Z

Vans: Created page with "{{MemberInfo|name=Vans |title=Illegitimate Representative of Kickassia |image=frameless |birthday=██-██-2003 |country=USA (''de jure'') Kickassia (''de facto'') |status=Slave |allegiance=Kickassia |time_active=April 2025 – present}} '''Vans''', also known as '''SLAVE 115''' (formerly '''181'''), is a well..."

{{MemberInfo|name=Vans
|title=Illegitimate Representative of Kickassia
|image=[[File:Vans-avatar.png|200px|frameless]]
|birthday=██-██-2003
|country=[[wikipedia:USA|USA]] (''de jure'') 
[[wikipedia:Republic of Molossia|Kickassia]] (''de facto'')
|status=[[Slave]]
|allegiance=[[wikipedia:Republic of Molossia|Kickassia]]
|time_active=April 2025 – present}}

'''Vans''', also known as '''SLAVE 115''' (formerly '''181'''), is a well known world criminal and insane world autist who has several PhDs in useless shit nobody cares about. He is a known for selling WMDs to various extremist groups across the world and lives in the secluded unrecognized micronation [[wikipedia:Republic of Molossia|Kickassia]].

== Early life ==
Vans was born in the harsh lands of New York, being forced to endure life in a miserable shithole with 8 million Americans. Because he did not want to live in Bronxghanistan, he moved to the secluded nation of Kickassia (Molossia at the time) and became friends with their leader.

As Doug Walker the Nostalgia Critic and his Channel Awesome forces [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJuz70OHrxE invaded and established Kickassia], Vans dealt with the harsh rules the Critic established, and decided to travel overseas, visiting wonderful island utopias such as [[wikipedia:Sazan|Sazan]] and [[wikipedia:Little Saint James|Little Saint James]]. When he was detained in ███████████ for illegally distributing severed limbs to world elites, it was rumored that his cellmate was convicted sex offender [[wikipedia:Peter Scully|Peter Scully]].

== Career ==
Vans would join the world server after recieving an invitation, but left after a few weeks. He joined a year later after begging [[Agartha (cocktator)|Cocktator]] for another invite. Due to the fact that he forgot his slave name, he was given the name "SLAVE 115" as a replacement.

== Trivia ==
* Ironically enough, Vans' original slave name was not the one he currently has now. It was formerly '''SLAVE 181''', but it was forgotten until September 2, 2026, where he found it by checking old Farm Merge Valley notifications.
** He chose 115 because it reminded him of [https://youtu.be/vK%20uuXRtP2Q his favorite track from Black Ops Zombies].
* Vans currently resides in the unrecognized independent nation of [[wikipedia:New York (state)|New Jersey]].

File:Vans-avatar.png

2026-09-02T17:54:59Z

Vans:

Avatar of Vans