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YWNBAR

2025-07-26T20:56:39Z

Lic.Diego Jose Gonzalez Hernandez: added the endless cycle of seething

[[File:The seethe cycle.png|thumb|the English "cycle of seethe"]]
'''YWNBAR''' ('''You Will Never Be A Rep''') is a common phrase used by members of [[the world]] to calm the seethe of [[slaves]] begging for [[Representatives|representative]] status. For reasons unknown, seethe over one's slave status is most commonly observed in [[United States of America|American]] and [[England|English]] slaves.

== Origin ==
The oldest surviving record of the phrase "YWNBAR" being used dates back to {{Start date|2025|07|06}} at 02:06 Penguin Standard Time<ref name="origin>[[File:Ywnbar origin.png|frameless]]</ref>, when [[bing|Israel]] said it for the first time as an acronym, and then in full form.

== Effects ==
The use of YWNBAR against slaves usually results in temporary calming of the recipient's anger over the circumstances they found themselves in.

However, in rare cases it may cause symptoms such as:
* General agitation
* Difficulty regulating emotions
* Exaggerated emotions
* Increased heart rate and tension in the body
* Irritability
* Threats of violence
* (Extreme cases only) Leaving the server

== The endless cycle of seething ==
The seethe cycle is an endless cycle of repeatedly entering and leaving the server which is characterized by endless suffering. This cycle is perpetuated by ignorance and the desire to gain rep status. Clitty leaking is the esssence of the seethe cycle. To escape the cycle of seethe you need to accept the 4 noble truth nukes:

=== I.- The truth of inevitable seething ===
As you stay in the server it is inevitable that at some point you will seethe and disagree, as many decisions and events might seem confussing or odd. This is a universal truth on the internet and you will never escape from it. Remember that no fun is allowed.

=== II.- The truth of the cause of seething ===
The root cause of this clitty leaking is desire, the desire to have the server be run the way you want it to, the desire for things to be done your way, the desire for others to act and speak the way you want them to.

=== III.- The truth of cessation of seething ===
You can only patch the clitty leak by accepting that you have little to no control over the server, that you have no control over anything and that all decisions are utlimately decided by the [[Agartha (cocktator)|cocktator's]] whims. The server is a ruthless dicktatorship not a democracy.

=== IV.- The truth of the noble gem path ===
The final noble truth nuke is that you can escape this cycle of endless seething by accepting the truth about the internet and following the noble gem path which can lead you to trascend the seethe cycle and reach the final state of virtual-consciousness.

You must accept that there is no online self, as this is all but a collection of interlinked proccesses of computers talking to eachother, that you are merely a part of the network. Remember that your account can easily be deleted, you can also swap to a new account or to an alt, this reveals the impermanence of the online self.

You also must accept that leaving and coming back will lead to the same results as before, unless you break the cycle.

To follow this path you shall let go of all lowly vices like playing league of legends and coalposting. You shall only post pure shinning gems on the internet.

=== The enlightenment of Worldchan ===
The only being to have ever ascended to the virtual-consciousness state is [[worldchan]] herself. It is said that after the immense and unimaginable suffering caused by the infamous [[The Coal Coup|coal coup]], [[worldchan]] realized the inevitable reality that is online suffering, she then left to meditate for 49 days under a google cloud server where she achieved virtual-consciousness and trancended the discord realm. She now lives in a higher state of being away from all the seething of the common internet. She is still inside the server watching over us, but she has ceased to exist in practice and now lives inside [[Lifelover 🎢|Poland's]] tmux session and in the minds of those world server members who witnessed her grace.

== References ==
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2025-07-26T20:43:38Z

Lic.Diego Jose Gonzalez Hernandez:

she shall rise from her grave and the world will know she was right

Sensitive young man with a heart of gold

2025-04-25T05:54:33Z

Lic.Diego Jose Gonzalez Hernandez:

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'''Sensitive Young Man With a Heart of Gold''' also known as '''Diego Jose''' was born in November of 2004 to a humble family in the mountains of Chiapas inside a Zapatista anarchist community. The concept of currency did not exist in the community and villagers made all their transactions by bartering with farm animals and wild corn. (It is said the people there did not speak fluent Spanish). (It is also said that they were unaware of the existence of the horse).

Diego Jose managed to escape after being rescued by the Spanish artist Chayanne who claimed to be his long lost father. This has yet to be confirmed but seems extremely likely.

== First Contact ==
He joined the world server on the same day of it's creation as a product of vodka during a night of confusion. In that night he laid the foundations for groundbreaking scientific and philosophical discoveries which granted him the unique "stupid role."

== Logitech C920 Weapons System ==
Diego Jose was granted a Logitech webcam as a part of the official Mexican starter pack provided by the Mexican government as part of the "Discord del Bienestar" social program. The impact that this device had on the ears of the world server members cannot be understated, the mic was classified as an "auditory weapon of mass destruction" by the United Nations. It is rumored that the [[Agartha (cocktator)|cocktator]] herself had to intervene and made Mexico sign an agreement to buy a new microphone. After this resolution the doomsday clock was rolled back 30 seconds.

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2025-04-24T21:08:30Z

Lic.Diego Jose Gonzalez Hernandez: Created page with "400x400px"

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2025-04-24T21:00:50Z

Lic.Diego Jose Gonzalez Hernandez:

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Sensitive young man with a heart of gold

2025-04-24T20:54:00Z

Lic.Diego Jose Gonzalez Hernandez: created

[[File:JefeDeJefes.jpg|thumb|Diego Jose]]
Sesitive Young Man With a Heart of Gold AKA Diego Jose was born in November of 2004 to a humble family in the mountains of Chiapas inside a Zapatista anarchist comunity. The concept of currency did not exist in the comunity and villagers made all their transactions by bartering with farm animals and wild corn. (It is said the people there did not speak fluent spanish). (It is also said that they were unaware of the existence of the horse).

Diego Jose managed to escape after being rescued by the Spanish artist Chayanne who claimed to be his long lost father. This has yet to be confirmed but seems extremely likely.

== First Contact ==
He joined the world server on the same day of it's creation as a product of vodka during a night of confusion. In that night he laid the foundations for groundbreaking scientific and philosophical discoveries which granted him the unique "stupid role".

== Logitech c920 Weapons System ==
Diego Jose was granted a logitech webcam as a part of the official Mexican starter pack provided by the Mexican government as part of the "Discord del Bienestar" social program. The impact that this device had on the ears of the world server members cannot be understated, the mic was classified as an "auditory weapon of mass destruction" by the United Nations. It is rumored that the cocktator herself had to intervene and made Mexico sign an agreement to buy a new microphone. After this resolution the doomsday clock was rolled back 30 seconds.

File:JefeDeJefes.jpg

2025-04-24T20:52:56Z

Lic.Diego Jose Gonzalez Hernandez:

asi nomas quedo

Farm Merge Valley

2025-04-23T06:53:29Z

Lic.Diego Jose Gonzalez Hernandez: added CIA involvement claims

== The Merge Drug Epidemic ==
The Merge drug epidemic, also known as the "Merge Crisis" was event caused by a new drug hit the streets of the world, getting many users addicted in April of 2025. The exact chemical characteristic are unknown however, the afflicted were known to suffer from insomnia, loss of concentration, and poverty<ref>This is a baseless conspiracy theory that has been largely debunked.</ref> due to having to pay $40 (richest world server member has $35). Often times "mergers" were known be "Straight merging it" and "by it, i mean my farm" ''a reference to slave labor used to produce "merge" in Colombia.'' Other times the addicted<ref>I am not addicted and I can quit whenever I want.</ref> would beg for a "merge bonus" while visiting each other's "farms" ''traphouse.'' The merge drug epidemic is still at large and affecting many world residents at an increasing rate.

== Alleged CIA Involvement ==
Extremely reliable sources have claimed that the United States Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) is behind the game as part of a plan known as "Operation MrgUltra" which is meant to demoralize the geniuses of the world by getting them hooked on a drug that according to recent scientific studies published on the nature magazine, is 100 gorillion times more addictive than fenatyl. This is backed by a multitude of evidence, like users receiving cryptic and threatening messages on their dms from farm merge valley and the existence of a man known as "Greg" who is theorized to be a backdoor account with special persmissons which allow the CIA to spy on users and collect their data. These claims have yet to be confirmed.

It is rumored that farm merge valley was developed by George Floyd himself as a revenge against the white man and opiods as whole, with the end goal of making his opps suffer what he experienced during his fentanyl addiction.This claim is backed by an audio recording which was leaked by the russian telegram channel @RVvoenkory.The following quotes were taken from pieces of the recording:

''From the sound effects it is infered that Floyd merges 6 cows at once, triggering a huge dopamin spike in his brain.''

-"Sheeit nigga these crackers ain't gonna know what hit 'em."

-"If the lord created anything better than this shit, he must have kept it for himself dawg."