Salad

2025-07-16T01:06:44Z

Gong Killer 26: /* Pigeon Farming */

{{MemberInfo
| name = Salad
| title = King of Pigeons
| image = [[File:Salad pfp.png|250px|frameless]]
| birthday = Unknown
| country = [[Netherlands]]
| status = [[Representatives|Representative]]
| allegiance = [[World World Order]]
| time_active = {{Start date|2025|02}}–Present
| wars = [[The Coal Coup]]
}}

'''Salad''' (also known as '''NETHERLANDS''') is the current representative of Netherlands.

He is known for creating the [[Coal bot]], recruiting an army of [[wikipedia:Unmanned surveillance and reconnaissance aerial vehicle|pigeons]], leading top secret medical research{{CitationNeeded|source?}}, studying mathematics and [[wikipedia:Telepathy|communicating clearly and effectively]].

== Early Life ==
Salad manifested in [[the world]] sometime during {{Start date|2025|02}}. He is a mysterious person with very little background information.<ref name="background_check">A background check conducted by [[WIA|relevant authorities]] yielded no results.</ref> When he was younger, he used to trade TF2 hats and skins often, which he found enjoyable.<ref name="trading">[[File:Salad trading history.png|200px|frameless]]</ref>

His manner of speech has been defined by top world scholars as "Salad speak". It consists of very few words and sounds (grunting, Peter Griffin laugh) at any given moment, yet it strongly provokes deep though and critical analysis of what is being discussed. Currently, there is no available information as to why Salad communicates this way, or if he ever communicated by using regular human language.

== Notable Events ==

=== The Belgians ===
(( Historian was busy ))

=== Pigeon Farming ===
Due to witnessing the horrors of modern day academia, Salad turned to nature to seek help with achieving his goals. He began recruiting local pigeons by [[wikipedia:Bribery|providing them with food]], in return for their loyalty to his cause.

On rare occasions, the pigeons will begin to form an orb. Once the pigeon orb is fully formed, a pigeon envoy will emerge from within, sit on Salad's shoulder, and disclose occult [[wikipedia:Clandestine operation|pigeon secrets]]. This phenomena has yet to be studied; top world scientists and analysts agree that it is likely a form of magic.

What was once a simple gesture of goodwill between a man and some pigeons, has turned into what top geopolitical analysts describe as a "threat to national security" and "possible catalyst for World War 3". He also allegedly milked pigeons with his mouth.
<gallery mode="packed">
File:Salad pigeon duo peace sign.png|Interracial pigeon peace
File:Salad triple pigeon.jpg|Triple pigeon combo
File:Salad double black pigeon.webp|Two black pigeons
File:Salad two pigeons kissing.jpg|Loving pigeon couple
File:Salad pigeon tree.jpg|A tree full of pigeons
File:Salad pigeon orb.png|Important orb information
File:Salad pigeon gathering.jpg|Pigeon orb
File:Salad pigeon secrets.png|Pigeon envoy disclosing pigeon secrets to Salad
</gallery>

=== Math endeavours ===
[[File:Mug and Torus morph.gif|thumb|right|250px|A homotopy and its inverse, between two embeddings of the [[wikipedia:Donut|torus]]. This is also [[wikipedia:Suicidal ideation|an elaborate joke]].]]
Salad is studying [[wikipedia:Homotopy|donut math]]. It is a complicated relationship – he seems to be enjoying it sometimes; other times, it makes him [[wikipedia:Suicidal ideation|a little upset]]. He spends most of his time in the orange library studying symbols which are unrecognizable and incomprehensible to most.
<gallery mode="packed">
File:Salad orange room.jpg|Orange library
File:Salad path homotopy.jpg|Important donut math calculations
File:Salad homotopy joke.png|Donut math joke
File:Salad rope time.png|Salad showing mild discontent with the state of his studies
</gallery>

=== Poker Night ===
[[File:Salad poker night aftermath.jpg|Technical difficulties during the poker night|thumb|250px]]
On the night of {{Start date|2025|06|18}}, Salad invited a mysterious stranger for a night of poker. The stakes were high – from a quick visual analysis of the poker chips, it was deduced<ref>Entirely made up on the spot.</ref> that the total balance of both players was at least $2,500,000. Unfortunately, the game was not finished due to technical difficulties.<ref name="poker_flip">(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻</ref>

== References ==
{{Reflist}}

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